In an age of speed, nothing can be more invigorating than going slow.
In an age of distraction, nothing can feel more luxurious than paying attention.
And in an age of constant movement, nothing is more urgent than sitting still.”
Perhaps you like to torture yourself by trying on some jeans from a few years ago to see if you can button them. Clothes do not exist to humiliate their owners. Please do not force garments into performing psychological tasks for which they were not designed.
I can just picture you giving a TED talk, pacing the stage in one of those fucking headphone getups, starting each sentence with the word "so," thinking it makes you less of an asshole.