Jeremy Allen white has Quaker Oats man eyes and you can’t tell me otherwise
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I don’t trust twinks, they were sent by the Government to make me hard
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Fuck being the better person, I hope that everyone who was ever mean to me explodes like in the Lego games
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Once I had a dream That I got into a horrible car crash that left me so disfigured I had to get facial reconstruction surgery but when I woke up the only one at my bed side was Scott the woz.
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My catholic parents: “you never showed any signs of beings trans growing up”
Also me at 7: “Can we watch Rocky horror picture show for family movie night?”
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Thinking about the time when jake gyllenhaal got rawdogged by heath ledger in Brokeback Mountain after eating a can full of beans
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