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Johnshi headcannons?

Johnny being the stupidest guy ever and asking Kenshi the dumbest questions ever and Kenshi just being so in love with him over it

Johnny is the guy who is really into yu-gi-oh and he could talk forever to Kenshi about it who pretends to be uninterested but if anyone asked him he could recap the entire show

Kenshi purposefully setting up a joke about him being blind by going ‘I see’ and Johnny feeling himself die in the inside before respond with ‘see what?’

Not really a headcannon but I love how Johnny tells Kenshi ‘Not over your life’ about Sento and then days later he gives Kenshi the sword with ‘you saved my life, it’s yours’ because AHHHRGGG

I APOLOGIZE IM JUST SEEING THIS

yes johnny for sure pushes kenshi’s buttons in that aspect he’s always asking the most random, stupid questions. but kenshi is very calm and collected and he does think it’s adorable even if it pains him to admit it

oh for sure!! i bet kenshi has a lot of random nerd facts now because of johnny and he really does enjoy listening to him ramble

kenshi FOR SUREEEE now jokes about being blind since it isn’t so raw anymore. johnny was probably weary of making jokes at first but now it’s a common occurrence but it’s all lighthearted

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS?!!?!?!? THE PARALLEL TO EARLIER IN THE STORY HELLO

i’m sobbing over them rn oh my godddddd

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mk1 #johnshi

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once they finish dinner and do the dishes johnny loves to pull kenshi in for a slow dance he loves the domesticity after a long day of work

sorry this took so long to get around to but YES!!!!!!!! i’m sure kenshi was sort of adverse to it at first, and it just occurred to me that kenshi probably never officially “learned” to do a lot of things since his life was consumed by the yakuza. but now he loves their routine and thinks it’s super romantic, even if he does still get playfully annoyed with it sometimes

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jonhshi headcanons you say?

- kenshi pinches johnny. a lot. as a joke, as a corrective action when johnny's being odd about something, for no reason at all. it's like the urge to bite, but... pinch.

- in return johnny gets to be a biter. not even just in bed, everywhere (except for around other people). johnny's the type to just give into the urge to gently gnaw on kenshi and kenshi lets him. lovingly.

- johnny is wildly defensive of kenshi. kenshi asked that johnny just not joke about his blindness for a while, and johnny was happy to do so. that also included, apparently, johnny snarling at anyone who DOES make blind jokes at kenshi's expense.

- they're t4t and tism4tism.

- they're also, even though it doesn't have a term yet, both disabled. kenshi being blind obviously, and johnny i actually headcanon as being hypermobile. very hypermobile. and there's really only so much being very very strong can do when you're that hypermobile and your joints are determined to get weird, so johnny probably does have occasional pain flare-up days. they'll stay inside and take care of each other

- or, if the responsibilities that day are unavoidable, johnny will take a cane or crutch with him to town, and kenshi wil tag along, returning the favor of biting anyone who makes a joke at johnny's expense (that johnny obviously isn't okay with)

- kenshi is scary dog privileges

- johnny, when he's the guard, is creepy cat privileges (i made that up but there's no better way to describe it)

- to expand on johnny being hypermobile- no grown-ass man in his late 20s is hitting the splits that fucking easily, painlessly, without prior stretching. he's just death dropping in some of his animations. and i just don't think he has a stretching routine for that. it's his party trick, something he can just *do*.

- kenshi finds johnny's flexibility wildly hot

- (when it's not causing him pain, ofc)

- kenshi's tattoos weren't done himself but at some point johnny unlocks the lore that kenshi apprenticed under one of the tattoo artists in the yakuza, and actually graduated to full artist before he left the yakuza. kenshi is a seasoned tattoo artist

- johnny jokes about opening a flower shop across from him so they can be just like the stories. kenshi doesn't understand the reference.

-they have an actual conversation at one point about the after-- once kenshi has completed his quest, and johnny's career is fully winding down. the plan is to get a flat above a storefront, and turn the storefront into a tattoo shop.

- kenshi wears sleeveless turtleneck compression shirts when working out and johnny fans himself like a victorian maiden every time

- (last one i prommy) johnny once wore a clownish formal outfit to the gala celebrating the success of the ninja mime movie. to this very day, kenshi maintains that one was his favorite outfit johnny's ever worn on the red carpet.

i am going to respond to every single one of these damnit

THE PINCHING/BITING IS SO ACCURATE. like i cannot explain what it is about it but that’s just so them. they do different things but it’s the same concept ghdjdkwkw

YES! johnny is super defensive of kenshi not because he thinks he needs to be, he knows kenshi can hold his own, but because he cares about him too much. i’m sure at first when it was still raw johnny never made any comments but i’m sure it reaches a point where kenshi starts joking about it himself and assures johnny he’s come to terms with it. but if anyone else makes a comment OOOH it’s over for them.

i rlly do love trans headcannons for them. whether it’s t4t or one of them is trans while the other is cis i do not care i eat that up every time. I ALSO FOR SURE SEE TISM4TISM!! johnny has the hyper fixations/knows random facts autism while kenshi has the not really sure how to handle your emotions autism. i think he gets overstimulated too which is also from his other senses being heightened once vision was gone.

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HIM BEING HYPERMOBILE BUT IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE! he’s doing the splits on the battlefield i mean come on?!?!??!? (i saw you mentioned this later on LMFAO see u get it)

yes 100% johnny gets scary dog privileges cause of kenshi. too many fans in his face? kenshi doesn’t even EYES for god’s sake and i’m sure a look in their direction will scare them off at least somewhat. and johnny is for sure creepy cat. it’s like “can i come over and be weird and offputting” literally him.

oh yeah the flexibility while it has its downsides for sure comes in handy sometimes. (in bed) i know kenshi is manhandling him into wild positions and johnny loves it. so does kenshi of course.

I’VE POSTED ABOUT THE FACT THAT I DO THINK KENSHI HAS AN INTEREST IN TATTOOS THAT ARENT HIS OWN! he could definitely tattoo johnny i just know he has steady hands and it would come out so awesome.

kenshi not getting the flowershop thing is so real johnny definitely then went off on a long tangent explaining it. i feel like they could just be grocery shopping and something gets johnny going and he goes off on a long spiel as they’re walking around, i’m sure this is an often occurrence. kenshi loves listening to him talk but again, the heightened senses, he probably does occasionally need to rest his head so he kisses johnny to shut him up LMFAO (and it always works that man is so easily distracted)

TATTOO SHOP DOWNSTAIRS FLOWER SHOP UPSTAIRS!

oh yeah johnny loves the compression shirts for sure kenshi looks good in anything. but he does wild for kenshi in short sleeves. he doesn’t wear them super often to cover up his tattoos but when he does goddamn. johnny feels like the luckiest man in the world.

JOHNNY IN A CLOWN THEMED FORMAL OUTFIT FOR THE NINJA MIME PREMIERE MIGHT JUST BE MY FAVORITE ONE OF THESE LMAO. saved the best for last. johnny for sure wears eccentric and colorful outfits on the red carpet. i mean have you seen his MK skins? this man has style he isn’t playing around.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED :)

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mk1 #this is so long #but i love it #that one lois video #thank you whoever you are #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #johnshi

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Johhny reads some books out loud for kenshi!

I LOVE THIS AND YES! this definitely does happen. and i think it’s an extra tender moment when it does because even if it’s just something small kenshi really does appreciate it. he doesn’t like when people do things for him out of sympathy just because he’s blind but he knows it’s different with johnny, and he loves it.

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mk1 #how much you want to bet that johnny has read erotica to him before

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That's mostly just Johnny headcanon but hear me out, hear me out! I don't know why, but i love to think that Johnny was a comic book nerd as a teenager. He probably still has a big collection of comics in his room

Once Kenshi asked him about it and had to listen to three hour rant about Spiderman or Deadpool

YES! i bet johnny is the type that has them all in a box kept in plastic and panics when they get taken out. but he lets kenshi take them out and feel them because what wouldn’t he do for him?

and OH yeah once kenshi gets him started on it johnny has to explain every piece of lore. but kenshi rlly does love hearing johnny talk and he thinks it’s cute that he gets so passionate talking about literally anything.

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mk1 #THIS IS SO CUTE

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transfem Johnny going all dom on Kenshi 🧎🏽‍♂️

i LOVEEEEE trans headcannons for them whether it’s ftm or mtf, johnny or kenshi, they scratch my brain just the right way. kenshi probably takes a lot of coaxing into being dommed but johnny is persistent and he also trusts him an unbelievable amount and I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO WRITE A FIC FOR THIS.

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mk1 #trans johnny cage #can be something so personal to someone #requests

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Not sure if this is consider a hc but, Johnny gets Kenshi (after getting on his nerves lol) to use his telekinesis to make him float around.

LMAOOOO AFTER GETTING ON HIS NERVES IS SO REAL because i’m sure he kept pestering kenshi about it and it took a lot of convincing but if johnny is anything it’s dedicated. very often (jokingly of course) kenshi is like wow! this is the man i’ve chosen to love. i feel like they’re both very strong-headed and never want to give in but with each other they just can’t help it. so maybe kenshi agrees just so that johnny will leave him alone about it, or maybe it’s because deep down he’d do anything for him, but he’ll never tell!

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #what’s that thing like #me watching in horror seeing my man do something annoying and like #wow #this is the man i chose to love #that’s them #johnshi

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Not really headcanons but I feel like Kenshi would take advantage of Johnny's flexibility when having sex. Like please. The man can do the splits please someone throw some kinky poses in there 😭. Also consensual somnophilia? IDK why but it's something I see them exploring??

OH FOR SURE. doing splits on the dick but LITERALLY LMAO. yes 100% kenshi uses this to his advantage and johnny probably does enjoy being manhandled from time to time tbh. i’m sure that johnny has in fact tested the theory and wanted to see if he could actually do a split on it, and while kenshi thought that was a ridiculous idea at first, it ended up being the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

ALSO!!!! sleepy sex i totally see that too, i bet on days where they both have no plans they take their time getting out of bed in the morning and enjoy morning sex!

#mortal kombat #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage #mk1 #BTW KINKY POSES I LOVE THAT TERM

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ANYONE WITH ANY JOHNSHI HEADCANNONS ANY AT ALL NSFW SFW I DONT CARE PLEASE DROP THEM IN MY INBOX AND PERHAPS I WILL SHARE MY THOUGHTS AND EXPAND ON THEM. MAYBE EVEN WRITE SOMETHING

#johnshi #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage #mk1 #mortal kombat

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deleting a post feels like taking a piece of bread away from an orphan but i’m sorry sometimes i can’t stand looking at them anymore and it’s got me feeling like this

#my apologies #if i took down something you liked #it’s nothing personal #it’s not you it’s me #NEW POSTS COMING SOON I HOPE #mortal kombat #a hint at what said posts will be about #margot robbie

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is this not their dynamic

#johnshi #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mortal kombat #johnny is the beautiful boss lady (wife) of the house i think

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uurrrgrhheehrhrh

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i am not immune to puppy eyed dilfs

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something tells me that even though kenshi of course, reasonably, hates his yakuza tattoos and covers them up, he still thinks tattoos as a whole are pretty neat

i imagine kenshi, when he had eyes (sorry!), would like to sketch sometimes in his free time, and those sketches would sometimes include tattoo ideas that he would’ve gotten at some point in life had he been given the option to choose

(i also think with him regaining his vision partially with sento he does still sketch sometimes, more just to keep his hands busy, and while he of course knows his drawings can’t be THAT good with no eyesight, and mainly likes to keep them private, johnny did get a glimpse of one once and was shocked that kenshi could draw as well as he did given the circumstances)

oh yeah and speaking of johnny, HIS CHEST TATTOO HELLO?!!? (even though he doesn’t seem to have it in the new timeline) i can only imagine kenshi’s reaction to seeing it when he was still able to, during training or something (wink), and couldn’t believe that johnny had the opportunity to get ANYTHING tattooed and chose that. although he sort of can believe it, johnny has his narcissistic tendencies after all. deep down maybe kenshi is just SORT of jealous that johnny at least got to choose his tattoos, but he’ll never admit it. he’ll also never admit that while incredibly self-absorbed, he does find the chest tattoo sort of charming.

kenshi of course has made peace with his tattoos, he has to, but he’s only a man, and sometimes of course his mind does wander and wonder what could’ve been.

THIS GOT MORE EMOTIONAL THAN I PLANNED FOR IT TO BE WOAH!

#kenshi takahashi #mk1 #mortal kombat #johnny cage #kenshi’s yakuza tattoos #yes kenshi is very collected but HE STILL MUST HAVE FEELINGS #johnshi #(sort of?) #tis up for interpretation

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was on noah’s live and he said he ships johnshi do with that what u will

#johnny cage #mortal kombat #kenshi takahashi #mk1 #johnshi #gay rights

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i need an edit of kenshi takahashi with how you remind me by nickelback

YEAHHHH NICKELBACK BOO WHATEVER JUST HEAR ME OUT

“couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing, tired of living like a blind man”

ITS SORT OF PERFECT???????

i need a kenshi edit that starts at the beginning of the song and then goes all the way to the chorus and fades out like halfway through it please and thank u

i need an editor to get on this

#mortal kombat #kenshi takahashi #mk1 #nickelback #YES NICKELBACK