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Best Friend

Big Dick

No Strings Attached

No Feelings Allowed

FACTS!!

#facts #bet #besties #wanna be friends?

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Rules For Tweakers:

Are you the guy everyone refers to as, the sketchy neighbor that changes his oil at 3:00 am? Here are some basic rules all tweakers should follow:

#1: Don’t be friends with the shadow people.

#2: Don’t masturbate for longer than 3 hours. I’m talking to you Aaron!

#3: If trying to conceal your meth addiction from friends and family, do not appear in the meth tag holding a bag of shards. #meth

#4: Purchase miniature items of every kind from Target. You never know when you’ll need a tiny hair spray or deodorant.

#5: Do not take apart your lawn mower if you have somewhere to be in the next 48 hours.

#6: Stop touching your dog after shooting up, no one likes a hyper twacked dog. Especially tweakers.

#7: Always stock up on sponges and bleach. You never know when you’ll need to clean every inch of your house and possibly your neighbor’s.

#8: Buy a sharps container from Walmart without being suspicious. So preferably not at 4:00 am or wearing sunglasses.

#9: Write on your sharps container to conceal it’s contents. Examples: “Does not contain syringes for meth injections.”or “I have Diabetes.”

#10: Scan the Diabetes section of Walgreens to find some helpful tweaker tools. (Ex: stethoscopes, alcohol prep pads, and blood pressure machines.)

#11: Whenever you don’t know the answer to something, just go spend 4-5 hours on google or Wikipedia. Be sure to always expand, opening new windows as well.

#12: Always collect your used cans and smash them, but only in abandoned garages at 2:30 am.

#13: Never sell meth on a bike.

#14: If you ever see a mannequin; do not speak to it, especially in public places and even if it speaks to you first.

#15: Don’t compliment strangers or unknowing friends and family on their veins, regardless of your junkie envy.

#16: When around other meth addicts avoid making sudden loud noises or animal sounds. Tweakers are startled easily.

#17: Never carpet surf in front of other tweakers, no matter how many shards you see.

#18: Always be aware of the time to avoid falling victim to “tweaker time.” If you have 20 minutes to meet your girlfriend for lunch, do not begin taking apart the dishwasher. Or the microwave.

#19: Never fall asleep with two uncapped syringes full of meth in your hand.

#20: Syringe Santa is sacred, and so are his pretty needle exchange volunteers. Please do not hit on them.

#21: “Why?” Is never the proper response to, “What are you up to?” Especially if you’re attempting to be inconspicuous.

#22: Your kitchen utensil drawer is not an ideal location for syringe storage. Especially if you have roommates.

#23: Junkie Santa will bring you healed veins if you do good deeds. If a fellow addict calls you asking for assistance is getting some dope, always help. Junkie Santa knows.

#24: Always follow and read my blog. :)

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Jesse we need to cook meth together with my pants off. Jesse it’s the only way.

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play fighting that turns into breeding <3

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i should be on all fours getting my face pushed into a mattress and my ass slapped while they’re aggressively thrusting deep inside of me telling me to take it like a good girl

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I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

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Guilty!!.... 😞

How to Maintain Eye Contact, Robert Wood Lynn

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Damn straight!!! Lol

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#just kidding #naughty #bad girl #skulls #skull art #skullgirls #skulls and flowers #skulls and roses #go fuck yourself #Spotify

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Zodiac Signs + Meeting New People

Aries: show them you’re cool, they’ll be cool with you

Taurus: might be selective at first, depending on the situation or atmosphere

Gemini: sees no problem in conversation, as long as you’re not a douchebag

Cancer: they have to feel like you want to talk and stuff, then they will

Leo: pretty good at meeting new peeps, you have to have a certain vibe though

Virgo: the other person may have to take the initiative but it’s all good once things start flowing

Libra: they don’t care, i mean they do a little *silently judging*

Scorpio: don’t be overly obnoxious or intrusive and things will go just fine

Sagittarius: can mix and mingle with anyone…well almost anyone

Capricorn: they may first look at you like “why are you talking to me” but that’s just their inner voice

Aquarius: read statement above

Pisces: may act shy or smile a lot…but that’s how the initial phase with Pisces go

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