lezonlex

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i'm a sleepy girl. not beating the sleepy girl allegations. sleeping it, girl style. when i'm in a sleepy girl competition and my opponent is me. straight up "sleeping it." and by "it," haha, well. let's justr say. she sleep on my girl until i

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I am a slut for archaic Latin or church choir sampled in modern music it is my favorite. My favorite.

🛐 “Laudate Omnes Gentes♀ Let his blood pour over me…”

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the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

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ok hear me out-NO WAIT. ok. so like what if? yeah and then! oh but just wait until. IKR

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My ides tiramisu, if you even care

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of course the only republican man in a class of leftists and liberals has the most grating, unbearable voice ever. like the soundwaves from his voice are scraping my ears. and like he’s constantly yapping bc he wants to prove how smart he is so my ears are constantly getting scraped. what happened to reparations?

#men are scary #i hate republicans

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i love talking about my trader joe’s holy grails

this would pull me too because i’ve been really into hot salsas lately and i need to talk to someone about it

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i am in severe distress. i am vibing. i am king of the world. i am bored. i am lost at sea. i am making coffee. i am foraging in the forest. i am making tea. i am chasing pigeons. i am napping in a chair

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being a lesbian and having a scorpio venus is not for the weak

#mom pick me up im scared #lesbian #gay #scorpio #scorpio venus #i need to touch grass

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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hey so your boyfriend is actually the dagger that made the first stab to caeser. yeahh and all the blood never got wiped off so it’s all dried up now. and also he has to see a psychiatrist bc he was really scarred from watching the next 22 stabbings

#ides of march #history #senate #julius caesar #caeser #23 #stabbing