lieutenantcarleigh

[lieutenantcarleigh]

i just want to be happy you know just happy 

[lieutenantcarleigh]

sometimes i really think i cant do this 

#i want to cry like every five minutes and its really starting to take its toll on me

[lieutenantcarleigh]

we’re obviously not going to die if the jonas brothers have been to the year 3000

[lieutenantcarleigh]

They’re so sour!

#crying

[lieutenantcarleigh]

#exactly #man this speaks to me on a spiritiual level

[lieutenantcarleigh]

i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building

i am laying down in bed with a double chin

#damn you beyonce!!!!!

[lieutenantcarleigh]

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bb

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

#tumblr man

[lieutenantcarleigh]

Ichabod versus the Modern World continues to entertain me.

#i still need to watch this show!!!! #ugh #on the list

[lieutenantcarleigh]

#bascially the movie

[lieutenantcarleigh]

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

#me

[lieutenantcarleigh]

i just need to get my shit together

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via betaqueer)

#errrrday

[lieutenantcarleigh]

#HAHAHAHAHAHA

[lieutenantcarleigh]

#yes please #the nanny

[lieutenantcarleigh]

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

#seriously

[lieutenantcarleigh]

#hahahahaha

[lieutenantcarleigh]

"the bride will now recite her vows."

space. the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. it’s ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds. to seek out new life and new civilizations. to boldly go where no one has gone before. 

#me @ my wedding yo

[lieutenantcarleigh]

#baaaasically