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lizardisnot-here1 2 years
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Gay men but only one for rn lol
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Person A: Go suck a dick
Person B: With pleasure?
Person A: Fuck off
Person B: I'll fuck someone
Person A: No I mean-
Person B: Let's go fuck.
Person A: Alright bet
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They fucked.
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lizardisnot-here1 2 years
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Person A: FUCK!
Person C: Language.
Person B: *starts swearing every swear word in history*
Person C: I hate all of you. THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!!
Person B: Where?
Person C: *Points at Person D* Right there!
Person D: FUCK YOU TOO!
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lizardisnot-here1 2 years
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Japan is going to haunt you
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lizardisnot-here1 2 years
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Person C: Since when were you fruity?
Person A: Ever since Person B kissed me
Person C: You forgot we are all fruity-
Person B: How?
Person C: Because everyone is hot in some sort of way
Person B: true
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lizardisnot-here1 2 years
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Person A: Well fuck you
Person B: I just took the blanket
Person A: SAME THING BITCH NOW GIVE IT BACK!
Person B: What's the magic word?
Person A: Boobs
Person B:
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Person A:
Person B: *Sighs*
Person B: Your correct here you go. *gives Person A the blanket*
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