“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
whoops im droppin haha im dropping my cracky fanarts all over the place whoops how could this happen whooooops im so clumsy ooopsy daisy!!!! haha!!!!!!!!
(anyway, it’s transparent)
edit: oh my god i totally forgot to credit @skeleslime-phantom for inspiring me with his absolutely amazing interpretation of rouxls!! sleep deprivation isn’t good for your brain kids
homestuck is genuinely pretty good, five nights at freddie’s was scary and interesting with great lore, fortnite and minecraft are harmless, and oh baby you bet your fucking BUTTONS that undertale still slaps and always will slap wicked hot pussy
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