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"Uhh... Dude?" Lance asked, slightly concerned over the death stare Keith was giving the house they were passing. "Are you.. Good?"

Keith's voice was grave when he replied

"Pull over."

Lance pulled over quickly, not wanting to challenge the finality in his boyfriends voice.

He looked over at him questioningly only to have the same looked reflected back to him.

"how far from your parents are we?" He asked

"Like 20 minutes," lance replied glancing at the gps map on his phone quickly before looking back up at the pretty blue house they were pulled up to. "Why?"

"Lance." Keith said shakily, as if he was liable to breakout into hysterical laughter any second. Which was.. Worrying

"This house" he pointed out the window to the blue house behind him, "is the house I grew up in."

"What?" Lance asked confusion drawing his eyebrows together

"Are you-" Keith's voice broke into a short laugh before continuing "Are you seriously telling me" he emphasized, sounding near hysteria "we grew up less than 30 minutes from each other?"

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Hello my fellow dykes, we have officially become visible ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

All sillies aside, please consider donating to Emily Gwen or sharing this if you can! Link

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aghh

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Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

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Back in 2019 when I watched voltron for the very first time I remember being so confused by the fact that there were ancient lion markings in the cave where they found the blue lion. Cue my 14 year old dumb ass wondering HOW TF DID THEY GET THERE?? Did they just appear out nowhere? Did Blue somehow make them with her magical lion powers? Did some lion-obsessed asshole try to commit cave vandalism?? It wasn't until later I realized... Blue was on earth for 10,000 years. And that cave men existed. And that it was probably their talented asses that made those markings. Yeah.

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Hey Keith...

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Eddie can't flirt, but Steve's brain has been rewired to find the most insane shit in the world interesting, and Eddie hasn't said anything normal since he met him.

Eddie, trying to flirt: .... I know how to juggle Steve: Go on..... -later- Steve: And then he messed up like 12 times in a row Robin: And? Steve: And I think I'm in love with him.

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Eddie would show Steve real music this, Eddie shows Steve the wonders of Lord of the Rings that----I get it. But have you considered....... Steve gets Eddie into those ridiculous, smutty romance novels? The ones that even if they're bad, they're good. Have you considered Steve getting Eddie into the Indy 500? NASCAR? What about cooking shows? Cheesy soap operas where Steve literally knows every insane storyline by memory? WHAT ABOUT EDDIE GETTING INTO STEVE'S INTERESTS???

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long distance situationship

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none of the garrison trio knows when keiths birthday is for a long time and keith gets hunk to do stupid menial tasks he doesnt wanna do by going "but hunk its my birthday :(((" and hunk feels too bad and does it everytime despite the fact that he does it like once a week because what if it IS actually his birthday this time!!!!

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Oh my gosh I love criminal minds

*unhinges jaw and swallows series whole*

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cutie patoties <3

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

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Matt's a little bit dizzy and has had too much to drink for someone who has only been drunk two or three times and it's the only explanation for confusing Foggy with the pretty girl sitting on his other side. They're sitting squashed together with a couple of other people on somebody's twin bed, a study group turned party, and Matt's been flirting with Katie because it seems like it's what he should be doing. She smells like sugar cookies and she has a nice laugh and Foggy elbowed him at some point tonight and muttered, "It's so weird that you always find the hot ones, dude," in a way that sounded more amused than jealous.

When he turns to murmur, "Hey," and lean in to see if she'll let him kiss her, it takes him a solid moment to realize the soft hair his fingers slide through are Foggy's.

"Uhm," Foggy says, when Matt pulls away abruptly, heart suddenly the loudest thing in a loud room.

"Sorry," he says, laughing nervously. "I thought you were--someone else."

"Katie?" Foggy asks. "She left, like, ten minutes ago."

". . .I think I'm too drunk," Matt says, sighing.

"If you're kissing me, probably," Foggy says, laughing. "C'mon, I'll make sure you don't get lost in the elevator or something."

Matt waits until they're in the elevator to their floor to apologize again, saying, "Hey, sorry for--y'know. I should've been more careful."

Foggy is quiet for a nerve-wracking moment before he steps in to kiss Matt softly, running fingers through his hair, pulling him closer when Matt automatically steps into it to kiss him back. His hands clench on Matt's waist and Matt opens his mouth and then the elevator dings and they jump apart.

"There," Foggy says, breathlessly. "Now we're even."

He casually walks out of the elevator like Matt didn't just learn a whole lot of shit about himself.

". . .wait," he says, stumbling after him.

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this happened... trust