lower-management

[lower-management]

//yall help I can't decide something

Obviously Beelzebub doesn't like spiders but I can't decide if they'd have a phobia of them (full on ridiculously jumping over tables and swatting at them with brooms type of shit) or a very strong hate where they will just torture every spider they come across for hours

#good omens rp #beelzebub #go #good omens #ask blog #arachnophobia #spiders

[lower-management]

If they wizsh to come downztairz they may.

Tho we're not rezponzible for any corruption or rabiez they might get from their ztay.

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[lower-management]

I've zeen variouz thingz in my time done to pazz the time.

One of thoze iz crepe paper done with blood, turned out weirdly fucking good.

#good omens rp #beelzebub #go #good omens #ask blog

[lower-management]

*they could feel the disdain in her voice, but that just amused them more, they even smiled*

Glad we could zettle thiz.

Not a good idea to inzult me, ezpecially zeeing az I have zomething dear to you.

I'm not stupid, I know I couldn't win against you. That being said, you couldn't exactly stop me from insulting you, could you? The Lord of the Flies isn't going to throw a hissy fit over me calling them a bitchy little puss, now are they?

Although... you do have me quite intrigued. What do you have of mine that could so possibly be dear to me?

[lower-management]

Oh but I can prove it.

*they pull out 8 feathers, they're clearly Ulysses' even tho they have all been blinded*

Not to mention the flies in hiz ztomach, but that'z zuch a good ztory I think he'd wanna tell perzonally.

Now now, we're rethinking our wordz aren't we?

Not a good idea to inzult me, ezpecially zeeing az I have zomething dear to you.

I'm not stupid, I know I couldn't win against you. That being said, you couldn't exactly stop me from insulting you, could you? The Lord of the Flies isn't going to throw a hissy fit over me calling them a bitchy little puss, now are they?

Although... you do have me quite intrigued. What do you have of mine that could so possibly be dear to me?

[lower-management]

Not a hizsy fit, I couldn't care lezs, but I wouldn't try my patience either.

Oh nothing much.

You know that friend of yourz? That zmug azzhole peacock? Never wondered why he developed a phobia of fliez all of a zudden?

I own hiz fucking zoul. And I can be petty.

Not a good idea to inzult me, ezpecially zeeing az I have zomething dear to you.

I'm not stupid, I know I couldn't win against you. That being said, you couldn't exactly stop me from insulting you, could you? The Lord of the Flies isn't going to throw a hissy fit over me calling them a bitchy little puss, now are they?

Although... you do have me quite intrigued. What do you have of mine that could so possibly be dear to me?

[lower-management]

Too hilariouz to be dizappointed. Think of how he could be puzshed around now.

My fucking Zatan you actually zpiked him?

Ugh it backfired though.

[lower-management]

I'm laughing way too much- my employyeez are gonna think I've gone mad- HA! A cardigan! Fucking dezervez thiz.

My fucking Zatan you actually zpiked him?

Ugh it backfired though.

[lower-management]

Well that'z- better than before, I zuppoze. I hope. Haz hiz drug juzt not taken itz effect on you ztill?

My fucking Zatan you actually zpiked him?

Ugh it backfired though.

[lower-management]

Wait, he got worze? Can he even do that?

My fucking Zatan you actually zpiked him?

Ugh it backfired though.

[lower-management]

Juzt tell me when and where. I'll be there.

So you wanna come to the wedding?

Az I zaid, I'm even willing to officiate it.

Unlezz it'z on zacred groundz.

[lower-management]

So you wanna come to the wedding?

Az I zaid, I'm even willing to officiate it.

Unlezz it'z on zacred groundz.

#good omens rp #beelzebub #go #good omens #ask blog

[lower-management]

I have the contract ready*. If your "wife" zayz yez juzt contact me. I am full on willing to officiate the whole thing az long az it'z not on zacred groundz.

Az long az thiz iz all platonic zshit, romantic would be too weird.

@gay4azi asked me to be his platonic wife… I‘m overwhelmed… @icelandnightmare you as one of my Pookies, do you allow me to say yes? We‘re still waiting for @pissylittlebirdboys response….

#//*I'd like to note it isn't a real one #//they just wanted to piss off Ulysses

[lower-management]

I don't find zolutionz, I bend rulez.

Can't do a platonic marriage? I can call it a platonic union.

@gay4azi asked me to be his platonic wife… I‘m overwhelmed… @icelandnightmare you as one of my Pookies, do you allow me to say yes? We‘re still waiting for @pissylittlebirdboys response….

[lower-management]

I could officiate their wedding perzonally out of zpite.

@gay4azi @ellietheduck I'm quick to draft contractz.

@gay4azi asked me to be his platonic wife… I‘m overwhelmed… @icelandnightmare you as one of my Pookies, do you allow me to say yes? We‘re still waiting for @pissylittlebirdboys response….

[lower-management]

I ain't going anywhere near the traitor. I mean, ya have a zoul you can give me?

hii is it ok if i platonically marry your daughter? i require your permission 🙏🙏

Of course not. She’s barely learnt how to solve for x, she’s not mature enough to be in a marriage. Back off.

[lower-management]

I mean, do you have zomething to give me in exchange?

hii is it ok if i platonically marry your daughter? i require your permission 🙏🙏

Of course not. She’s barely learnt how to solve for x, she’s not mature enough to be in a marriage. Back off.