Beer and a blunt to end the day
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I will never get over this musical
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let me guess. all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray?
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Lil Marcy <33
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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans
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I'm like a girl who wants to read more books but doesn't
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I am sorry for the person i will become when I hear the transition between The End and Dead live
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hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 馃槶
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i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned
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accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 馃槓馃
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(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)鹿
1. oh for fucks sake
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