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Yeah reading fanfics in bed is cool and all but reading fanfics sitting criss cross apple sauce while a blanket is over your legs????

#fanfics #fanfiction #honestly i think i came a little

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Love when 2 characters are like becoming friends and one goes "you know when i first met you i genuinely thought you were the shittiest most annoying piece of pigshit to ever roam the earth, like i HATEDDDD your guts, like i wanted to smash your head into a brick wall and like fucking *hand gestures* you get my drift?"

#characters #i love this trope #isitevenatrope

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im lov joseon sadboi

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im lov joseon sadboi

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Law school ep12 spoilers////

Holy fuck i think that lady with the baggy eyes has the dumbest arguement ever

"Oh you guys are close blah blah" stupid old bitch do you think girls and guys can't be friends???? Fuckimg shit she makes me so fuckign mad.

#law school

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If I ever get a cat I’m going to name it Mister Bud Twinklepaws

#twinklepaws headass

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The Full Anemoi Cycle

//based on The Oh Hellos anemoi album

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It feels dumb but does anyone ever feel as if they're wasting time???

Like when me and my family are in a restaurant and we're done eating, I just wanna go home because i feel like we're wasting time just sitting there

Sure, I would be 'wasting' time being on my phone at home too but at least im at home??? Idk man my sister and brother always look at me like im fucking stupid when i try to explain

#small rant

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theyare just hanging out!!

[id: a drawing of c!wilbur and c!tommy over a muted yellow background. wilbur is splayed over a light blue armchair, playing the guitar. tommy is sitting on the floor leaning against the chair, knitting a yellow piece of fabric. wilbur is shoving one foot into tommy’s head, and tommy is grinning up at him. end id]

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That scene where bonghwan was sobbing because he found out cheoljong died was how i was crying when cheoljong said "i feel as if somethings missing."

#mr queen #bonghwan #cheoljong

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MR. QUEEN IS NOW IN NETFLIX!!

IT IS A MUST-WATCH FOR ALL THE KDRAMA LOVERS ✨

The chemistry between the main leads is top tier and it’s a very light and comedic drama ✨ If you want to rest from all the stressful dramas you’ve watched, I recommend this one ✨💕

#kdrama #mr queen #this drama fucking made me laugh and then it put bullets through my skull

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Me when Bonghwan, Hongyeon and Lady in waiting Choi are literally besties

#mr queen

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okay so the official number of pages will be 54 :D

46/54 of it is completed, so 7 more drawings to go (one of it is a spread)

rahhhhhh (the black pages are the ones that haven't been filled yet

#wolfyhasmeinaweagain

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gonna start listing off streams that i refuse to believe actually happened/weren’t complete and utter fever dreams:

that one irl stream where tommy and tubbo had random people try and catch them in a park in the middle of nottingham and they found one pretty bloke and a bunch of stoners

when tommy played among us with the sidemen, wilbur and tubbo, for a video, didn’t tell them he was streaming the entire time, spent the entire time defending philza minecraft’s honour, got KSI to tweet something along the lines of “philza suck ya mum”, to which phil responded by saying his name sounded like an STD, before ending stream and raiding phil, who had been quite peacefully draining an ocean monument the whole time, and completely derailing his stream

that one irl stream fundy did where he just woke up in a forest, practiced archery, attempted to make a pizza from scratch without most of the key ingredients, called phil for help and ended because phil accidentally came up with a ghost story that bore striking resemblance to something that actually happened in the forest and all parties were scared out of their minds

the SBI monopoly stream. i will go to my grave not knowing whether the whole bit with wilbur’s office’s firewall was staged or not, but i choose to believe it wasn’t for the sake of my own enjoyment. the stream just kept escalating as they went through the steam library.

that one ranboo stream where him and tubbo were helping phil hollow out the basement, and phil and tubbo spent a good hour trying to get ranboo to order delivery. people gifted hundreds of subs to ranboo anonymously in an attempt to hit a subgoal which ranboo kept shifting in order to avoid doing it, 500 of which may or may not have come from tubbo himself

connor’s house party on the dsmp. i watched this entire thing live from multiple perspectives and i could not tell you what the fuck was occurring. also the fact that this was like the 3rd most recent time schlatt’s played on the smp feels illegal

irl drunkcast. the costumes, the alcohol, the everything. this stream was a blessing and most of the people involved probably have very little memory of it

feel free to add on, these are just a few that stuck out to me

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elections custodytrio :)

prize for a user in my discord! this gave me trouble but i Like it a Lot

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First drawing in 2023!! I’m so happy with this one bcuz Wilbur is my favorite character 🫶.-

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PIGLIN BRAIDS

some of my personal lore/ideas for piglins!

hair is incredibly important in piglin culture, and you essentially display your life and who you are and your connections to others through your braids and jewelry

some more details/thoughts under the cut:

about a decade after philza and techno became friends, philza and techno were stuck in the nether when philza was injured (source of his bad leg) and they had to get help from a local bastion. they ended up befriending people and stayed there for about 150-200 years before they finally left, but every few hundred years they go back to spend a few decades there. they also go back specifically whenever philza and trixtin want to have children.

techno has 2 studs in his ear that philza doesn't--they're actually the earrings of his OLD/first sounder which doesn't exist anymore.

a lot of occupations are lumped together--philza's braid specifically means "builder", which refers to architects, artists, smiths, sculptors, and other professions of the same speed.

god/worship braids are meant to be knotted into your hair and stay there until your hair grows out and you have to redo the beads. each commonly recognized god has their own bead patterns, though eut'oob (i yoinked the name from a fic and i dont remember which one aaa if anyone in the notes remembers ill credit it) is a surface god and techno made up his own braid pattern for him because he isnt worshipped in the nether.

piglins have matesprit, moirail, and kismesis jewelry >:] iykyk. emduo are moirails cant change my mind. (techno had kismesis chains/jewelry for squid but that was a long time ago--squid died of old age)

word braiders are a highly valued part of piglin society. the reason it's a piercing and not a braid is because you have to be gifted a nose ring and be approved to get a piercing by another master word braider to show that you're qualified to call yourself one. you can't just put in a braid and call it a day.

wilbur grew up in a bastion till he was like 14/15 but he ended up chopping all of his hair off when he was a teen. techno is the one who gave him his nose ring when he was 17.

thats all i can think of have a nice day <3