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TONIGHT AT THE THIS IS US NYC PREMIERE A GIRL SAID TO HARRY “you’re the only source of positivity in my life” and he looked her in the eyes and said “why? whats wrong? is everything okay?” AND THEN HE STOPPED AND TALKED TO HER ON THE CARPET AND WAS BEGGING HER TO TELL HIM WHAT WAS WRONG I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN BEING TO THE EXTENT I AM WITH HARRY STYLES
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holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
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no one gets my OF reference omg
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Matt: I love tyler the creator
Matt: but drizzy drake started from the bottom is me
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me
me: ugh
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Iris is hot.
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changing this account into oc's
With the same stories
Matt Hemsworth (Harry styles) 18. Pothead, heavy drinker, always wants to hang out, addicted to sex. But, ironically, he started an anti slut-shamming campaign.
Zachary Palmer- (Ed Sheeran) 22. Homophobe and complete dick head. He grew up in a catholic environment and thinks anything besides the bible is wrong.
Taylor Kennedy- 20 (Liam payne) Actual sweetheart and real life kitty. He's the youngest in his family by two decades and he was always treated like a prince.
Cam Kelley- 21 (Niall horan) Alcoholic and selfish dickwad. He was addicted to drugs and was just a bad person until he became famous.
The four of them are in a music group called Clarity and they reached world stardom in months. the media portrays them as goody goody best friends but they hate each other and do bad things, (well not Taylor but yeah)
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Iris: I think so.
Iris: now
Harry: >:)
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Harry: did I make it obvious that I like sex idk
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My dash did a thing
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"I don't even know. Miley Cyrus scarred me for life. I was not prepared for that."
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"Is twerking even real? I don’t even see how it is. Not after yesterday."
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"Girl, you're lookin' sexy like a chocolate strawberry." Shut the fuck up, Harry. You're drunk.
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His eyebrows furrowed at the words. He was all confused, normally girls would definately take him up on his offer. Was Harry Styles being denied? Are you fucking serious? No, she was just impaired, both mentally and physically. She didn't know what she was saying.
He laughed and leaned against the wall. "I think your senses are fucked up." 
Ryan / Harry
Ryan watched the entire show, she didn’t care for it at all. It wasn’t like there was any good performers, they were all just too.. cliche. She made her way down Barclay center and just took a moment to take it all in. 
She couldn’t help but to notice a member of One direction, the band she hated the most. Not only where they all horrible singers; but only like three of them were cute. 
She didn’t make mind of it, just simply kept to herself. As soon as she saw the curly haired boy walk up to her, she furrowed her brows at him. His words disturbed her in a way. “You’re drunk, you smell horrible and you’re not cute. I’d rather you not.”
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Harry was drunk out of his mind. It was the night of the VMA's and he had drank a bit too much of Louis' scotch. It was the only reason he was so calm during the whole thing, he kept drinking more and more.
He was walking up and down the halls of Barclay Center, singing loud and obnoxiously. He saw a girl sitting by the main entrance and he walked over to her.
"Hey, can I eat your pussy?" He asked, his words slurring. He started to laugh, putting his head in his hands. He normally wouldn't be so ballsy, but he didn't care.
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