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Intermission of Hansel and Gretel and we saw Hansel do the floss 😭

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Tumblr? I barely even know-er!

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arm day went well yesterday 😌

#fitness #armday #gay #gym #lgbtq

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Hey y'all! I have not been active on this since I was 15! Pardon the Steven Universe content 😂 I'll start posting my usual stuff soon!

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IT'S A CONSPIRACY! 😱

IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?!?!?  I was just in the middle of watching Mighty Monster Card Traders: Shuffle Quest and then there was a bunch of static and then THIS was on my TV!!!!!

Judging by her greenish hue, I’d say she must be part of some eco-terrorist group.  Most definitely a highly advanced android programmed to free animals from the zoos.  Sounds like her mission has gone afoul, but she still could be dangerous!  

I implore any zookeepers who follow my blog to be on the look out for this green android!  Protect your rhesus monkeys and your tamarins and your pygmy marmosets and above all PROTECT THE KOALAS!