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im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as “fuck it we ball”

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{Talisman} by {Bonegoddess}

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if I was hannibal and someone accused me I would be like “really? is it because of my name? I was under the impression that we were all adults here, but it seems i was mistaken.” and they would be so embarrassed they would have no choice but let me go

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Holy shit people actually liked this post ever since I logged off huh 😂

So it’s 2am and i can’t sleep till I make this meme so here

#broooo #not me still not finding a guy like this so I made an anime fanfic blog

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Back and beefier than ever lol

<3 anyways I’m happy I graduated from fashion school & I’m working on my portfolio hehe

#me #physique update #muscle girl #it me again hi

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@frostedmeats I’m half a year late to seeing this but YES 💪

More buff ladies please 🙏

#body positivity #draw more muscle girls fr COWARDS

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I’m back 🫶 sorry to my moots who I have abandoned I’ve been on my secret anime blog this whole time 💀

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meow meow I did my taxes and applied to get my drivers license and have an interview tomorrow. Did the dishes this morning. Got errands done. Exfoliated. Drank water. Started writing a fanfic. Made a video for a company. Messaged back a huge muscleguy. Submitted homework yesterday. Going to do laundry. Might workout tonight.

I have raging undiagnosed adhd so this is like

Wishing to bestow productivity upon you. May you get everything done that was bothering you and hanging upon your mind

#crazy #I simply just did it #like #dam #all because I had a cup of coffee after abstaining

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Also when you have your brightness up, the colors create an optical illusion as you scroll. If you wiggle your scroll up and down the toxic logo does a lil dancey dance 💃🏽

Who invented the biohazard symbol this shit goes hard af

I hope the inventor gets his shit turbo slonked every day

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We are not so different after all...

#demon slayer spoilers #kny spoilers

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The sandman's forest : a story for large persons to read to small persons - Louis Dodge, Paul Bransom, ill. - 1918 - via Internet Archive

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#the guy on the right knows so much I love ittttt

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gif carousel ad for QA

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Stop removing Lady Dimitrescu’s wrinkles and stretch marks/scars/blemishes. Stop making her super skinny, because clearly she is not. Stop de-aging Lady Dimitrescu. She is a mature woman and her wrinkles/blemishes are part of her beauty. Literally stop removing those features.

#y’all let men be silver foxes and draw their age lines #so let her be her true milf form it’s what makes her lady ditremescu #or however you spell it #I didn’t scroll up to memorize it in time

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i just went on a homework marathon and apparently was so stuck doing it that I literally couldn’t go down to the kitchen for like 10-20 minutes for a real meal besides chips and french dip, so I finally went down after like 36 hours (this post is a psa to eat real food and not be like my hyperfocusing dumbass, I think that counts as hyperfocus if I fall asleep and wake up to do homework again) . And anyways when my stomach reminded me it was hungry ::::::::

BEST MEAL EVER

- made 3 eggs with 2 runny yolks, 1 scrambled into the whites. Salt n peppa

- as much sausage as a burger patty with mexican and sharp cheddar cheese, some crispy some melty

- toasted bagel with 1/2 slathered in salted butter 🧈 the other half with whipped cream cheese and everything bagel seasoning

- lil cup of tiramisu with a 🍓 on top

- leftover coffee

Dude I gobbled that shit up

#adhd hyperfocus #food cw #food tw #idk if that counts because it talks about not eating a real meal for over an entire day but it was completely accidental I fell asleep

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Flora’s outfits design: complete 💐 | Do NOT repost or use without permission.