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I need to euthanize him

HES SO AWFUL NO

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HES SO AWFUL NO

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Whatever hormone causes attraction should be eradicated this is genuinely the ninth circle of hell. Absolutely not

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Toko Fukawa 🤝 Horuss Zahhak

Built on a fundamental misunderstanding of what DID is

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average homestuck household

#homestuck #blue horse boy

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Korekiyo and Equius both go to therapy call that. Call that uh. that's called a um

Session

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Day 5 of @shinnagaweek – Postgame

It’s okay, Kiyo, Angie’s used to being worshipped, go right ahead. She insists.

God tried to lightly sprinkle but instead accidentally dumped a whole cup of self-pity and crippling guilt on Korekiyo 😔

#danganronpa

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getting better.

dont tag any of these as ships ok thanks

#danganronpa

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sisters

#FUCK #NO #OW #dangonronpa

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toko for the love of god could you stop thinking with your pussy for 5 seconds

#shes so funny in the worst way possible. #i hope she lives forever #ultra despair girls

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"Nepeta Leijon is transfem,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"Ze's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Equius Zahhak.

#homestuck #blue horse boy

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i need to see my pookie daRkleeR holding a gRub equius....

*coughs up blood and dies*

may you be revived; heres the beloved xPPP

#DARKLEER W!!!!!!!!! #homestuck #blue horse boy

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#danganronpa #ultra despair girls

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not much for today im a bit too tired xPP

#FR #homestuck #blue horse boy

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A very minor but funny detail people don't talk about regarding equius zahhak is that, like...

imagine you really like renaissance era statues, like michelangelo and stuff, you REALLY LIKE THEM ok and you find these statues borderline aspirational.

You want to display your love for these statues in your bedroom, so you start buying pictures of them and hanging them on your walls.

Now, you're a bit of a prude in this scenario and also just dont want to see some marble shlong from 400 year old art when you wake up in the morning, so you only have the pictures of statues with tasteful fig leaves convering up their privates.

Later on you decide to make an account on some social media and decide to make your username something like "marbleFigleaf", who knows why, you just felt like it.

You end up using this account a lot, most people know you as "marbleFigleaf" and they also often find your love of renaissance era statues stuck up and very weird, but don't really care that much.

Anyway years later you play a game that ends the world and meet some aliens, they all immediately identify you as a creep.

Because these aliens have fig leaves for dicks.

You, in this scenario, are equius zahhak.

#homestuck #blue horse boy

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they're silly

#rosemary #homestuck

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things