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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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Fairy Rings, a sight to behold.

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#wizard

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#dsbm #only psychonaut 4 being over there is so funny #put xasthur on that side too

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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)

#cool

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The ominous lurker

#meow

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#wizard garb ofc

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#green

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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Debates making an art accnt on here bc every other site sucks but then again i dont draw fan art so idk

#mine #i am not marketable

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Knights attempting a Leap of Faith to reach the Holy Grail

— Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

#save

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brought some fruit for the potluck

#i feel old

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

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