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had to illustrate my specific tsukasa/rui headcanons. they're so important to me

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HUUH?

hi jade looks at u like this

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hey guys we broke up btw lol

always the lover, never the loved

[this is a vent, please be respectful in the tags]

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wasian benrey because i refuse to make our comfort characters fully white

#hlvrai #hlvrai benrey

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Studio TV Solutions presents Half Life VR but the AI are Self-Aware (2020) [not a real movie]. A movie with a totally improv’d script starring a moltey crew who are sure to give you a rip-roarin’ good time!

anyway hi new au just dropped. i’m calling it HLVRAIM. it’s HLVRAI but it’s a blockbuster movie and the science team are played by actors. i have many thought on backstories n stuff that i will stick under a “read more” here otherwise this post will be hella long on people’s dashes. 👇👍 pls care about this i thought so hard and much

Half Life VR but the AI are Self-Aware was put out by Studio TV Solutions in 2020 and destroyed the box office with how fun it was and how well the cast played off one another. The cast was given a general outline for the script with the goal for it to be mostly improv.

Gordon Freeman: Mannie Flores (Dominican American, age 28, he/him) - Popular Youtuber/Twitch streamer (“Radi0Mann”). Got offered the role in HLVRAI thanks to the creative things he’s done in his Youtube/Twitch career. This is his first “official” acting gig. He was pretty starstruck at first, but then as he got to know everyone, he realized they’re all a bunch of dorks (affectionate). - Started off as a gaming channel, but then started branching off into various creative endeavors as he got more popular. He still plays games too though. - One of the things Mannie did in his internet career that hit the mainstream was when he wrote, directed, starred in, and filmed his own movie in just 2 weeks because he failed a bet with his audience. Except the movie was actually really good and funny and heartfelt (i want to say it was about “a man who got left behind on earth after everyone else was raptured because god literally forgot about him”, but i think the concept might’ve been done already). - Met Benji through HLVRAI. They hit it off and now they’re dating. They tried to keep it secret for a while but Mannie had a slip-up during a stream that sort of blew it out of the water.

Benrey: Benji Song (Japanese/Chinese, age 30, he/they) - Started off as a film sound designer in the industry, then through a series of silly willy little events—possibly even shenanigans—got roped into a role in a passion indie film that became wildly acclaimed and flung him into the spotlight. Been an actor ever since, but isn’t the most proactive in taking jobs much to their agent’s annoyance. People never know where he’ll pop up next. Sometimes Benji will sneak in sound designer work behind their agent’s back. - Honestly likes background work more because everyone’s got these expectations of them as an actor that they feel pressured to meet. But he’s also afraid of disappointing people. He’s working on it. - Met their partner Mannie through HLVRAI. Totally was a fan of his streams/videos beforehand though. When they mention that, Mannie gets flustered. - Does music as a hobby. Electronic stuff mostly—enjoys mashing together all sorts of sounds and trying to make them work. After HLVRAI, Mannie’s streams gets cool new music that’s made by somebody going by “johnwicklover1994.” wink

Harold Coomer: Hau’oli “Hau” Kaleo-Kirchhoff (Hawaiian/Samoan, age 66, he/him) - Old musician who’s supposed to be retired but once in a while will release a song or even do a concert (but nothing crazy). - Hau’oli is pronounced [hh-ow-oh-lee], but he also goes by “Hau” for the haoles’ sake. :) Kaleo is [kah-leh-oh]. also Hau’oli sounds a little bit like the name Holly so that’s a fun coincidence i didn’t realize until later. - Most of his music is chill island tunes but he has been known to dabble in rock and jazz. - Married to Mose (been together for 30 years and counting).

Bubby: Mose Kaleo-Kirchhoff (German, age 69 [nice], xe/him) - Veteran actor—been in the acting industry for a long time. One of his more well-known roles was in a popular sci-fi series. - Married to Hau’oli (they got married the moment it was legal). - i went with a name that started with “M” cuz when Gordon first asks Bubby for his name, xe’s like, “mmm Bubby.” and i headcanon it’s because Mose was about to say xir own name and had to swerve last minute and the thing his brain resorted to was Bubby lol.

Tommy Coolatta: Luis Tanglao (Filipino, age 37, he/they) - Child star who dropped out of the industry when he hit his teens and then came back years later as a comedian. He has material about how fucked up being a child star was. Will only take acting roles if it interests them. - They don’t care about how the public/media sees him. He’ll speak his mind and call out BS when he sees it. Interviewing them can be a war zone. - Hosts a popular podcast with some buds they discuss things like video games, their lives, news, etc. Just shooting the shit. - Sunkist is their actual dog and she modeled for the png photo that was used. Her name is actually Biko. She is a very good girl. <3

Darnold Pepper: Sage Haven (African American, age 40, he/her/they) - Famous cooking show host who gets offered roles in movies. Got popular by how unconventional her meals and cooking methods are and how funny he is. - Has had multiple food/cooking/baking shows over the years. Every competition-based one they’ve had focused more on good vibes, fun, and encouraging one another rather than drama. One show involved people competing to see who could make the best full course meal with the catch being they could only cook everything in a microwave. Many microwaves perished. - Changed their name to Sage Haven during their transition. They chose it because it reflects his passion and also is a play on the phrase “safe haven”, which is what she wants to be to others. - He has an adoptive daughter named Kit. She helped them think up bits and jokes. She also had to help explain what Half-Life was.

haven’t gotten to gman and forzen’s actors yet unfortunately. thinking gman’s actor could be a talk show host? because that would be funny. anyway thanks for humoring me on my shenanigans. bye

#this is so cool and well thought out wtf #crying rn /pos #hlvrai fandom stop being so talented

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i feel like i have to remind you guys that this is a vent and not a sadstuck angst post. please use your brain before you tag stupid shit

clarification edit: just because we use canonical characters from a media to vent doesnt mean its an angst post. stop tagging this as sadstuck angst bullshit when someone is venting through comfort characters and/or media

always the lover, never the loved

[this is a vent, please be respectful in the tags]

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[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

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question because i’m curious

reblog for bigger sample size etc etc

#complicated bc i use a lot of emoji prns and xe/xem #i just use he/him as a simplicity thing #also because im in a old southern retirement town #u could probably guess why i dont use neos in public with that knowledge in mind

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erisol is laaaaame

#dear god finally someone said it #praise jesus

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#THE SKIRT #stealing the skirt design btw u have opened my eyes #/silly

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DAMN YALL LIKE THAT BUTCH ERIDAN POST HUH

#angel blabbing

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Have a Homestuck poll you want posted? Go ahead and submit it!

#sighs in heir #(of doom) #explodes for eternity

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you want me to what

#GOD YEA... #WHAT DO U EXPECT U TO DO!!!!! #feferi bbg do not intervene ily too much

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genderfluid butch lesbian eridan on ur feed... enjoy

#angel art #homestuck #eridan ampora #art #my art #digital art #my digital art

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my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

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"u shouldnt give people death threats, theyre people too!"

pedophiles, nazis, pro/comshippers, and sexual harassers/assaulters/r*pists are not fucking people and if u seriously think that i want u to block my ass! i am not immune to telling filthy ass people to kts and say they should get run over by a train! they arent people and DESERVE to fucking die! i cant believe i have to defend my hatred for these types of "people"

#angel blabbing #tw suicide #tw death threats

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hi heres my trollsona he goes by he/xe/🍓 btw

also im a teal astrology wise i just really like fuchsia as a caste and color

#angel art #homestuck #fantroll #hailoe amoris #jic i make more art of xem #art #my art #digital art #my digital art