mikeyz-mumu

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I feel so strong now, 'cause you pulled me up

Pulled me up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!!

#original character #oc

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

[mikeyz-mumu]

cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

#wish i were cuddling my friend rn

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shit fuck old women yuri hilson happy lesbian visibility week!!!!

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cannot explain why but every time wilson is on screen i think about this pathetic wet eyed hammer from it takes two

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thinking about house and his lonely childhood. thinking about wilson and his lonely childhood. thinking about the two of them meeting and finally finding someone who understands them and wants them back.

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another old man fandom that im like 10 years too late to but whatever

[mikeyz-mumu]

your blood, what matter is it made of?

#aurora #oc #original character

[mikeyz-mumu]

I need a hot boy, I need a hot girl ❣️

#original character #oc

[mikeyz-mumu]

Today's Daddy is: Dr. Robert Campbell from Medicine Man (1992)

#i want that old man

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so i went to my local dollar store the other day nd found these g4.5 pony blind bag thingies for like $3 each

nd first of all lemme tell u, these are not high quality figures, but fuck if i didnt want a little twilight sparkle figure for my desk. so i was reasonable and got only 2 packs instead of All Of Them and figured it was 2 tries at a 1/4 chance, whatever right? best case scenario i get twi and rarity, worst case i get 2 rainbow dash

well as soon as i thought the worst case into existence i KNEW i fucked up. in that moment i was one with the universe and the universe was in my bones and i had tempted fate herself and was going to pay the price

i went home and opened the bags.

and i got 2 rainbow dash.

okay!! fine!!! we’re going to do it this way, are we? like no flame to rd, it just so happens if u have 6 main characters in a show and rank them, one of them is gonna b at the bottom of my list and thats ok! it’s just id really rather have a twilight sparkle figure please and thank you

so i went back to the store a day later and bought 3 more packs. each one a 1/4 chance for twilight sparkle. and as i was walking home i thought to myself:

“man, it’d b funny if this time i got every other figure except for twilight”

well guess what?

i got a rarity, a pinkie, and another rainbow dash :)

i tempted fate again and yknow what? thats on me! fool me once shame on me and all that, i had it coming. so now im here with my 3 rainbow dashes and 0 twilight sparkles and my crippling gacha addiction gene rearing its head for the first time since i managed to quit spending irl money on pngs of anime girls in 2019

i went back to the store.

i bought all the remaining bags they had.

i had 5 more tries. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a twilight sparkle figure. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a SINGLE figurine of my favourite character, and 5 more 1/4 chances to get yet another one of my least favourite.

i figured this time the odds were in my favour. i may have passed stats on a technicality, but at least i figured i’d given myself the best odds i could. and in my hubris i thought to myself:

“at least there’s no way they’re all rainbow dash”

well :)

i clearly hadnt learned my lesson

i’d tempted fate again, and FUCK if she doesnt know how to commit to the bit because,

i walked home from the dollar store.

i opened the last 5 bags.

and all of them were fucking rainbow dash.

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Made a girl Shane design bc I’m sick of seeing fem versions of him that are just not the same character anymore. This one goes out to my lesbians and fellow bisexuals

As you can see it got. Heated

#I NEED HER SO BAD PLEASEP LEASE PLEASE PLESAE PLAES #lets go lesbians #PLEASE ONE CHANCE

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i'm watching house md. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. this motherfucker DITCHES HIS WIFE to eat chinese food with his BEST FRIEND and we get a MONTAGE OF THEM LAUGHING and they AREN'T GAY???

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she star on my valley till i dew

#stardew valley #sdv

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[mikeyz-mumu]

> breaks mystery box

> looks inside

> mystery box

#stardew valley #sdv