Oops, same mic anon here, I just saw the same question was already answered! As an apology, imagine tama getting caught in the wind things in the desert ruins
i'm sick so i have time to draw at home :')
i think with how much kazuha interacts with the wind everyday tama is pretty used to it by now !
They pretend to be your boyfriend (ft Al haitham, scaramouche)
A/n: Ik this is not a scaramouche boss x reader XD hope you like this @p4latinus
ALSO highly unedited :')
Tw- creepy person asking for your number.
Al haitham:
- you had a shitty morning and you didn't want to deal with some creepy dude who was trying to get your number.
- you just wanted to grab some coffee at your favourite coffee shop and ofc this happens.
- "I have boyfriend and leave me the fuck alone." You finally snapped. But the guy's persistence baffled you.
- "Aww c'mon pretty don't lie to me."
- you looked around desperately when a familiar grey hair caught your eye. Al haitham was seated at the table not far away from you, engrossed in a book.
- "Actually I'm here with my boyfriend. Unless you want to cause trouble for yourself, i suggest you leave me alone." You prayed that you sounded confident but that only made the creepy dude laugh harder. "You are a terrible liar, you know?" He replied.
- without wasting a second, you made a beeline to where Al haitham was sitting.
- "Babe," you greeted him, hoping that you don't stutter in front of the handsome man. His head shot up in surprise to find you there but the look of fear on your face made him furrow his eyebrows in concern.
- Praying that he goes along with it, you try to rush your words. "I'm sorry i made you wait but can you tell this guy off, he's trying to get my number."
- If looks could kill, the dude who was bothering you would be dead by now. At one glance Al Haitham looks like he could snap anyone in two in a fight.
- "Are they bothering you, darling?" You would be swooning at the way he called you darling if it weren't the situation you were in.
- cheeks burning you nodded your head. The creepy dude sensing the anger radiating from the grey hair muttered something along the lines of "sorry" and "didn't know" and left.
- "I - uh - thanks for that and I am sorry if I bothered you." You thanked him, feeling sheepish.
- Al haitham seemed unbothered by it. He simply nodded his head and went back to reading his book. You stood there awkwardly for a second before telling him you need to go.
"Not so fast. And don't you think you owe me a coffee or two?"
Scaramouche:
- it's not often you tag along with kazuha and his grumpy roommate, scaramouche for lunch.
- you terribly missed talking to your old school friend kazuha and not to mention his incredibly hot roommate you had crush on.
- you were currently seated between them, ordering food when kazuha excused himself to got to the bathroom.
- now that you were alone with scara, your insides were melting with nervousness. "I -" you began, chewing your lips nervously. "It's good to see you again."
- his eyes flickered to your lips for a second before he turns away. "Likewise." He muttered.
- you start to panic when the silence stretched between you guys again. Before you could open your mouth to say something a voice interrupts you.
- "I have been looking at you ever since you walked in and I want to get to know you. May I have your number?"
- not only this person weirded you out, the look on their face was so creepy. "No, I'm not interested." You curtly replied.
- to your dismay, they didn't seem to get your message 'cause they still lingered at your table.
- "Do I need to introduce your head to nearby trashcan to make you understand what a simple no means?"
- you never seen scara angry before and the fact that he stood up for you makes your heart race.
- "who the fuck are you dude?" The creepy dude demanded.
"I'm their boyfriend." Scara answered without missing a beat. "Now, get out of here before I lose my temper."
"Boyfriend?" The person scoffed. "Judging by the look on their face, anyone can tell you are lying."
- it's true that you looked too stunned to speak. That seemed to irritate scara even more.
- "Fine." He gritted his teeth. You jumped when he turned to you.
"Wanna go out with me?" He asked, his ears turning pink.
Cheeks burning you replied a soft "yes."
"see?" Scara looked at the guy who was gaping at you both in utter disbelief. "I am their boyfriend. Now, fuck off."
- kazuha was surprised to find you guys holding hands when he returned. "Just what happened here?"
◇ tags ◇ more teeth-rotting floof what did you expect, slightly suggestive (al haitham)
◇ note ◇ translated to english, means “adorable” or “cute”
𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡 ⬙ 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡
some (or in some of these cases, most) people wouldn't associate the word “cute” with your boyfriend, but you beg to differ.
the way he just hovers and lingers over you whenever he wants your company but doesn’t want to disturb you. if you keep ignoring him, he wouldn’t even realize it himself, but he’ll give you a wet puppy (hatchling?) look. at first, you might have thought that your eyes were playing tricks on you, but if you glance through the mirror - yup, there it is. best abandon whatever you’re doing and give him some attention now.
Ꮺ 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 — 9/10
once in a while, upon your continuous insistence, xiao will transform into his bird form. a tiny little thing, with magical blue-green feathers and a darker color on his beak, his signature golden eyes no longer catlike but beady-looking. his favorite nest? the top of your head. yes, he will peck anyone who troubles you without hesitation. yes, he will tuck his head under his wings when he sleeps. and yes, he absolutely enjoys the head pats and chin scratches you give him while he's in this form.
Ꮺ 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 — 10/10
drunk kazuha and severely sleepy kazuha has one thing in common: they’re utterly, completely, earth-shatteringly endearing. he’s whinier, more giggly than normal, and is very easily entertained by the slightest things. the simplest action like you booping his nose can instantly make a loopy smile spread across his lips and a breathy giggle escape his throat. oh, and did i tell you that he’s more honest and needier than usual in these states, too?
Ꮺ 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 — 9.9/10
when he pouts and whines and pouts and whines and burrows his face onto your stomach like a cat. maybe you didn't give him enough cuddles? forgot to give him his morning kiss? you’re not too sure, but you’re very sure that the way he puffs his cheeks as he gives you an expectant look is just plain adorable.
Ꮺ 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 — 9.5/10
this big, stoic-looking man has no weakness…. well, two weaknesses. the first one being you, and the second one being tickle fights. yes, he’s ticklish. yes, you probably discovered this because of kaeya’s big mouth. yes, you most definitely should test the theory. and if you have the physical abilities to catch up with the darknight hero, you might even be able to see a breathless, teary-eyed diluc laughing and almost choking on his own spit because he’s struggling to hold back his laughter as your fingers work their magic on that specific spot on his sides.
Ꮺ 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 — 7/10
the momentary drop in his expression as you catch him off guard on one of his rare days is truly a sight to remember. his eyes widening a fraction and his lips parting a tad, body flinching and frozen as his brain tries to kickstart and amend his reaction to a more subdued one. how does one achieve this seemingly impossible feat, you ask? well... either you do something entirely stupid (please note that you might be subjected to a two hours lecture after this) or you do something entirely inappropriate (like pulling him into a kiss in broad daylight in public, but then again, you might regret the consequences later)
Ꮺ 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 — 6.5/10
his ears, his ears, his ears. they’re sometimes even more expressive than his expressions, it’s worth dedicating an entire journal to observe and document their movements. his fox instincts are also very adorable, especially when he’s unconsciously trying to groom his ears and tails whenever his guard is down and he thinks that no one’s around. not many things can rival that endearingness... except perhaps the sight of the sulky pout on his lips when he presents himself to you after his grooming session and you don’t comment on it.
Ꮺ 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 — 8/10
when you reply to his bad joke with another bad joke. he’s so lost. and it shows in the way his eyes widen as he stares at you silently, head tilted a tad to the sides, his lips apart. you can literally hear the neurons in his brain working overtime to try and decipher your words. and the confused-slash-slightly-embarrassed lilt of his voice as he asks you to explain? it’s guaranteed to make you want to pinch his cheeks and kiss his nose.
Ꮺ 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 — 8.5/10
yeah no, there’s nothing cute about this prickly man…… unless. unless you manage to be the love of his life and earn his complete trust. it’ll take you years and the stars need to align perfectly and you'll need the blessings of all seven archons, but you might get the chance to see the rarest phenomenon in all of teyvat: a sleepy scaramouche, woken up from his slumber, clinging desperately to you when he senses you moving away from him on the bed. he looks like a cat that fell into the bathtub and is only halfway dried with all his hair sticking all over the place like that, but the cutest thing has to be the sleepy pout and the soft whines of “mm, stay with me please…”
(del·phin·i·um /delˈfinēəm/) is a type of flower representative of spiritual growth and change in flower language.
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wordcount → 23.045k
pairing→ Mark Lee x female reader
description → You should have known that when he said he loved you after such a small act of intimacy, he wasn’t thinking with his dick. Quite frankly, he didn’t know how to. You also should have known that by being his first, he probably wanted you to be his last.
content → religious mark, possessive behavior and jealousy, loss of virginity, pagan reader, a lot of fluff, coming to terms, happy ending, smut obviously, mark falls in love violently and deliberately, all characters in this fic are in their 20s
note → This part is not stand alone; you need to read the first part to understand.
not proof read bc im not about that life.
It’s also a lot less religion heavy since they’d established some sort of thing between each other. In other words, that hurdle has already been jumped over.
tag list → @kpop-crap, @coffee-prince-kyungsoo, @fullsun-dreams, @resceluwu, @fanficbitchwhowriteskpop, @cumtrov3rsy, @97jaehyunn, @ahgastayzen,
(del·phin·i·um /delˈfinēəm/) is a type of flower representative of spiritual growth and change in flower language.
⇢ minors dni, otherwise please like, reblog, and leave feedback!
wordcount → 16.345k
pairing→ Mark Lee x female reader
description → It wasn’t intentional. You don’t even know why you cared that he didn’t believe in pre-marital sex, but it didn’t stop you from arguing with him about it. You didn’t intend to win the argument either. Then again, he kind of let you.
warnings → virgin religious mark, pagan reader, mentions of questioning faith, un-holy behavior, coming to terms, making out, holding hands, mark’s first ever orgasm, all characters in this fic are in their 20s, slight mentions of semi-homophobia, premature ejaculation, mark falls in love after half a blow-job, slight angst
n o t e → This is not meant to offend anyone. If you are highly religious, I urge you not to read this fic. Reader is not pressing him in any way, nor does she attempt to convert him. It’s mostly just a lot of Mark opening to different religious views. He does not leave his religion.
how to give a blowjob (and other things) for dummies (only with Jeonghan) Y.JH.
pairing: Jeonghan x female reader (ft. Kino)
summary: your friendship with Jeonghan takes a turn the day the two of you cross the line when he decides to teach you how to give a blowjob, despite your promises of everything staying the same. Tired of waiting for him to acknowledge the elephant in the room, you decide to go on dates. Needless to say, he doesn’t like it one bit.
genre: smut, friends to lovers, small angst, fluff.
warnings: Jeonghan acts like a jerk, jealousy, dirty talking, blowjob, touching, lots of kissing, fingering, oral (fem), unprotected sex.
word count: +11k
a/n: not particularly satisfied with this one tbh, still, enjoy. As always, feedback is very much appreciated!
On a warm Saturday evening, you are chilling at your place with your phone in hand and your companion deeply invested in some random anime series. As you scroll down your social media, you watch an ad about some online classes to please your partner. Finding it utterly ridiculous -not to mention the fact that you have no idea how this thing appeared on your feed- you can’t help but let out a snort when you go to the comment section. More people than you’d like to imagine asking things such as prices and location. You mutter a what the fuck under your breath that doesn’t go unnoticed by the black-haired man sitting on the other edge of the sofa, the subtle sounds making him look at you with a turn of his head and knitted brows.
“What are you laughing at?”
Biting your lip in a failed attempt to hold back your amusement, you quickly turn your phone in his direction to show him the ad, knowing that these kinds of topics are no biggie for him.
“Imagine paying for someone to teach you how to suck dick.” You exclaim in a mocking tone, and he just quirks a brow at you in response.
Jeonghan is your friend, the closest one if you dared to say. You two met two years ago in a shared class when you were assigned to work together on a project. At first, you couldn’t stand him and his obnoxious ways of teasing you non-stop, until you finally grew accustomed to him, and the annoyance turned into mutual teasing.
He’s probably the smartest person you’ve ever met. Clever, mischievous and always knowing how to get away with anything. He’s charming by nature, capable of having people wrapped around his finger if he so desires. He never gives up, he will never let others win because he has to be the last one to have a word, he’s shameless and so good at it it’s infuriating.
The first time you saw him you were smitten by his beauty, just for it to change the more you spent time together.
At least, that’s what you make yourself believe.
Truthfully, your friendship has never been completely platonic. You knew since the very first day this man is nothing but a flirting machine and even though you hate to admit it, he always manages to make your heart race. That added to the not-so-subtle way you kept checking each other out more often than not in front of the rest of the people. None of you has ever admitted it out loud or made a move on the other, but even a fool knows there’s a shit ton of sexual tension between Jeonghan and you, and the constant bickering like Tom and Jerry does nothing to help your case.
You soon found yourselves sitting together every class you shared, having lunch together and you even got to meet his large group of male friends. A bunch of sweethearts by the way, some a bit out of their minds, but lovely anyway.
The funny part is, that despite Jeonghan being insufferable most of the time with most people, there are moments -plenty of them if you get to be honest- where he is, indeed, a sweet and caring man.
There’s a long list of attributes to define him. He’s handsome, warm, and astute. He’s good at every human-doable thing you could mention, including singing like an angel. He’s soft spoken, intellectual, philosophical. He’s a gentleman -not always, but mostly- Trustworthy, hardworking. He’s at the top of the class, all the teachers love him, and yeah, he also has a long line of girls who want to date him.
He looks and acts like a prince, again, for the most part. A good son, the best older brother his sister could’ve gotten, protective, fond of kids and animals.
He’s a loyal friend, has stood up for you many times. He’s also made some of your bullies cry with just his venomous words.
He’s been there to listen to you rant numerous times without asking for anything in return or even judging you -unless you ask him to- and even if it sounds crazy, he’s amazing at giving advice. He’s held your hand throughout the years, been your shoulder to cry on -more times than you’d like to admit- he’s been there all the time, even those when you’ve woken him up in the middle of the night because you had a nightmare.
Small things such as opening doors for you, fastening your seatbelt when you’re in the passenger seat, taking bugs out of the house for you and carrying your bags after going grocery shopping, he does them better than anyone. He also helps you study when you don’t understand the assignment. He takes care of you when you get sick and has tucked you to bed while drunk as your designated driver. Surely, he can be a pain in the ass, but you wouldn’t trade him for anything.
Like a hard candy with a surprise center, he’s the perfect balance of a human being. Unique and mesmerizing in his own way. You could go on and on about all the things you admit you love about him.
“Sounds like you’re an expert.” He retorts, and your smirk instantly vanishes. Looking away, you try to play it cool and go back to scrolling on your phone. “Thought so.” He adds, laughing.
But there is also a long list of things you hate about him. Such a pain in the ass.
He likes to cheat in every game, makes fun of you when you trip and fall -although he helps you up afterwards- He likes to tease, enjoys it when you get mad and has the nerve to say it’s cute when all you want to do is wrap your hands around his neck and strangle him to death.
He’s calculative, stubborn, has a sharp tongue and crosses the line very frequently. If you make a mistake, he won’t let you forget about it. Ever. Way too confident, to the point where he can be egocentric sometimes. He doesn’t like to be wrong, or lose at anything.
His pride is so big he’d die if he fell from it. He struggles to open up to people and feels weak if he does so. He will never fall in love -he swears- but you laugh at him, because you hope he’s wrong.
You’re very different, but very similar at the same time.
You frown, not liking it when he makes fun of you all the time, he never gives you rest or lets anything slip. Truthfully, you’re in no position to make such a statement, but that’s not the point, to begin with.
“Shut up, asshole.” You spit, crossing your arms over your chest. “We’re not talking about me.”
Jeonghan switches his position on your couch, looking at you with his arm stretched over the headrest. His lips curve into a sly smirk, he enjoys this way too much.
my guardian demon sucks at his job (not clickbait)
❝ look, i accidentally summoned jeonghan from my statistics textbook the day before you met him at the olive garden. ❞
PAIRING ▸ demon!yoon jeonghan x fem!reader
GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, humor, angst, supernatural, demon au
WARNINGS ▸ not so biblically accurate, profanity, slowburn, found family, inspirations from mythology and h. p. lovecraft, lots of banter, alcohol consumption, sexual tension, teasing, dirty talk, oral (fem. receiving), fingering, palming, unprotected sex (wrap before you tap), mc is painfully horny, ft. demon!shua and demon!wonwoo
SUMMARY ▸ just when you thought your luck couldn’t get any worse, you accidentally manage to summon an ancient demon prince named jeonghan out of a scrap of paper from your statistics textbook. now, you’re tasked with figuring out how to return your so-called “guardian demon” back to where he came from before he can stir up more trouble.
PLAYLIST ▸ our dawn is hotter than day by seventeen • cruel summer by taylor swift
WORD COUNT ▸ 23,610 words
TAG LIST ▸ @byunfirstlady @90s-belladonna @knucklesdeepmingi @xlovette @variety-is-the-joy-of-life @hatesbutlovespeople7734 @goquokka
AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ i had so much fun writing this so i hope you guys enjoy this one!! thank you so much for supporting my works ♡ lmk what u think!
TO BE FAIR, YOU REALLY DIDN’T EXPECT THE SPELL TO WORK.
You initially thought the scrap of paper you found in your statistics textbook was someone’s torn-up Latin homework. You borrowed the copy from the library earlier in the day, realizing that the only way you would pass your midterm would be if you actually studied. Wedged between the pages of Chapter Three - Linear Regression was the dubious piece of paper.
You thought nothing of it at first. You turned a blind eye to how it was yellowed due to age, thinking it was just left behind by accident. It didn’t even cross your mind about how strange it was that someone left their Latin homework in a statistics textbook.
There was no real reason why you read the words aloud. You thought it could act as some sort of good luck charm—something that could manifest good grades on your exams—but you ended up with the exact opposite.
The paper started glowing, but it wasn’t bright light; a void of pitch darkness emitted from the scrap instead. Mind you, it was nearly the middle of the night. It was already dark, but your room was starting to look like you had opened up a schism in space.
You dropped the paper in the middle of the room instinctively, hissing lightly at how it nearly froze your fingers off. Your room’s temperature dropped by several degrees, and if you weren’t internally freaking out about the random black hole in the middle of your room, you would have curled up in your blankets.
This was one hell of a karmic retribution for slacking on your work for half the semester.
OMG, Xiao in this trailer is just, idk he looks so vulnerable? 😫🤧
I just want to hug him and comfort him, especially in this part 🥺 and no, it’s not a black video, we’re seeing it from his perspective and he just closed his eyes, blocking the vision for us
and he’s so pretty here 😵💫 (from the video above)
Do they look good on me? - ft. Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli sum: their reaction when they see you wearing tight leggings
Let me kiss the pain away ft. Albedo, Ayaka, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Xiao
Do i know you? - ft. Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli
Two (i love you without a single string attached) - ft. zhongli, xiao, ayato, kazuha, childe, diluc
Asking if they're jealous - ft. childe, heizou, diluc, ayato
The sibling talk - ft. Childe, Ayaka, Kaeya, Ayato
Waking up next to you - ft. Diluc, Kaeya, Ayato, Scaramouche
Endearing and hot things they would do as your boyfriend - ft. childe, thoma, scaramouche, ayato, kazuha
Painting his eyeliner for him - ft. scaramouche, gorou,
Quick! kiss me! - ft. childe, kaeya, sara (suggestive)
Running to them when you're scared - ft. lumine, dehya, ayato, xiao, venti, yae, beidou , itto, aether, kaeya
Kiss your Genshin best friend to see his reaction - ft. Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Bennett, Chongyun, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Razor, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Xingqiu, Zhongli
Redamancy in your gaze - ft. xiao, venti, kazuha, heizou, zhongli, albedo, gorou, itto, scaramouche, ayato, childe, diluc, thoma, kaeya
Admiration to you - ft. kaeya, kazuha, albedo
Multiply members - ANGST?
going berserk upon seeing their loved ones hurt - ft. thoma, kazuha
when you come home - ft. kaeya, zhongli, diluc, childe
Multiply parts/series
The sides of him only you get to have and see - fluff ft. Aether, Albedo, Bennett, Chongyun, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Razor, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Xingqiu, Zhongli, gn!reader
pt 1: Soft and Gentle l pt. 2: Flustered l pt. 3: Clingy l pt. 4: Worried