captain's log, stardate 2124.5
we have lost many men in an unrelated event. the red capes are coming. the dead boy detectives have finally arrived upon soap2day. the medbay is still on fire, he's a doctor not a firefighter dammit!
AND BOOM IS FROM A TALE FROM MANY DECADES AGO??
Do you mean Susan. Do you mean the Dalek invasion of 2160.
Do you mean that. Tell me you mean that. MOFFAT!!!
worsties when i go into someone's tag i'm trying to see pictures and gifs and such, not all of y'all talking conspiracies and whatever crazy shit about his family and friends or whateverrr stop tagging every single gossip ask with his name godddd
can't wait for you to get your hands on those dead boys
(just watched ep 1)
captain's log stardate 2124.4
it's been two days and a few hours and the dead boy detectives are still nowhere to be found on soap2day. we've sent multiple recon teams and hailed many different pirate systems and have received nothing in response. it is a cold, silent and isolated universe we live in. the medbay is still on fire by the way, not sure why.
captain's log stardate 2124.3
the dead boy detectives are still nowhere to be seen on soap2day
it's been two days. we are running short on supplies and the medbay is on fire.
aaaand now we wait a thousand billion years for the pirates to put dead boy detectives online so we can watch it
Bill Skarsgård breaks down the training that he did preparing for the role of Boy in this exclusive featurette clip shared by @/fandango via Twitter/X.