I'm over at oliverrmurs.tumblr.com if anyone wants to follow me there :)
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moving from this account to oliverrmurs.tumblr.com
kbye
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His perfection makes me sad
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Niki Minaj has a huge ass
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
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Astronomy professor:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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i want to make this into a gaming blog
but
idk
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history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how
me:
class:
me:
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olly murs should've won
this is bull
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i have to do homework ugh
ill find hong kong after
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Can we get a count on everyone playing Mapcrunch right now and trying to find the fucking airport? Reblog if you're playing
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monsters-ofmen replied to your post: i have come to the conclusion there is no such...
Apart from landing in the middle of Russia, China’s pretty much the worst place you could be haha
i gave up on norway, america (i think), IRELAND TWICE, and i'm sticking to china for some strange reason..
this is hell
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i have come to the conclusion there is no such thing as airports in china
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cha kwo ling road
oh ok cool
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i dont even know where i am
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