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Werebear likes getting his ears scratched and belly rubbed :3

#I wanna give him sum too! #glamrock freddy

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I think I have a soft spo for Muscular man or robot in nice cute outfits…

Check up my page

#Oh #oh my fucking goooood #I WANT HIM #anyway #montgomery gator

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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I'm not normal about this fucking bear...

#I’d do the exact same thing #glamrock freddy

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Alien invasion/Fnaf AU oc got a redesign!

Meet Cotton Tail!

#Hmmmmm… #yeah #Fav

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The "video game women aren't sexy anymore" discourse is so funny to me. Like bro you find people attractive because of their physical appearance and only their physical appearance? Damm that's kinda cringe bro. I'm horny for a chubby cartoon turtle because he's dumb as shit but is still kinda a jerk but has a heart of gold.

#Bowser

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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:

Yes, it's an ableist slur.

Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.

Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.

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#Fav

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I can confirm, he does this

Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

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Top 5 times ur partner made u smile

I don’t know if I can choose 5… and I ain’t just saying that.

He cheers me up when I’m upset

He’s super funny

I can info dump to him about my interests, and he info dumps about his

He’s super supportive!

Even when we do fight, we make up pretty quickly

He’s honestly such a sweetheart! Even when we run into struggles, I still want him with me. I love him so much! (And I know he’ll see this because he likes all my posts!~ >:3

Love ya babe!!

#significant other #my baby boy

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*reading a label on the back of a product*

"trans fat"

gets so h ard I pass out

#Real

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I remember a while ago I got all 300 Cat Shines in Bowser's Fury. I noticed Jr became a furry along with his clown car and then Bowser became-

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ✨✨✨͓̽O͓͓̽̽l͓͓̽̽d͓̽ ͓̽M͓̽a͓͓̽̽n͓̽ ͓̽B͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽w͓͓̽̽s͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽!✨✨✨ (lol why am I like this??)

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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I wanna kiss Hunter...

you and other 9 anons lol. He should place down a bench outside his house and a sign with "take a seat for free kisses" written in it.

i'm also telling him and B2 they need a mailbox specifically for anons who wanna send him gifts and messages hehehe

#*sits on bench immediately*

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Hiya! Can I get a Glamrock Freddy and Montgomery Gator with a sweet chubby S/O? Basically their s/o is so sweet and affectionate, and just breaks both of them on accident?

“Freddy/Monty? Are you okay? You’re really red. And are you over heating!?”

🎩Glamrock Freddy + Sweet/Chubby!S/O:🎩

He really is lucky to have you, Superstar. You always make his day better. Even when he's at his most exhausted, he knows that he can keep going because you will be there for him with open arms. And, if it is appropriate for him to say, you are very enjoyable to hug. Your embrace is comforting and warm. He enjoys holding you very much. It is one of his favorite past-times.

🐊Montgomery Gator + Sweet/Chubby!S/O:🐊

You two really are opposites, but you somehow always manage to bring out the Big Ol' Sap in him. Even at his worst, he knows he can count on you. And he doesn't want to take you, or your kindness, for granted. Plus, he can't keep his hands off you for long. You're soft, and warm, and you fit in his arms just right. Getting to hold you? There ain't nothin' better.

#Not me giggling and kicking my feet when it says that reader is enjoyable to hug- #Gahhh I love this 😭😭 #glamrock freddy #montgomery gator #fav

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uhhh hot bnnuy

#HES SO HOT UGH

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people who headcanon glammike just to have an excuse for headcanoning Michael as Gregory’s real father are boring. why would you want the cool as fuck 7-foot-tall robot bear who’s great at moral support, discovered his humanity through adopting a gremlin son who he loves unconditionally, and makes you question your status as a non-furry turn out to be a rotting British man

#So real