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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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madarinne ; 3k ; explicit ; casual sex ; yachting au

“Are you getting cool feet?” he asks Rinne instead of anything more meaningful. “Shut up,” Rinne says back. “As if. This is nothing. Deck team’s got to help each other out, right?” Madara nods approvingly. “Nice answer.”

#madarinne #mikejima madara #amagi rinne #ensemble stars #enstars #ensemble stars!! #mine #this is the only thing you get from me these days sorry. as if it's my fault #rinne amagi #madara mikejima

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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

#hi amanda <3

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Pigeon Study

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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literally anything could happen to my body and if there were blood in my underwear later i would be like, "oh, that explains it". insomnia. manic episodes. stigmata. my period feels like a plausible explanation for any of these things.

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if you're transgender...............keep it up!!!! 👍👍👍

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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

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hell yeah seattle mariners ^_^ dunno if I've mentioned it b4 but I got to play the national anthem at one of their games with my band class when I was in middle school! it was rlly cool even if I was super nervous the whole time lol

THAT'S SOOOOO COOL... GO MJ.... what did u play in band btw sorry if u told me already and i forgot

#im so glad that sounds awesome. love the mariners #ask #mj 🪲

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this reads like a “so you’ve discovered sports tumblr and yes the denizens are unhinged” thread

#I DO SEE THIS SO MUCH AND I LOVE IT #i love when sports fandoms cross over ppl who have no idea at all. #'do u know ppl ship real life hockey players' you don't say!!! #also seattle mariners mention THANK you whoever you were #thanks for the tag fel i love this. mwah #tagged

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In the spirit of encouraging people to comment on fanfics while also making it easier to do so, I feel obliged to share a browser extension for ao3 that has quite literally revolutionized the comment game for me.

I present to you: the floating ao3 comment box!

From what I've seen, a big problem for many people is that once you reach the comments at the bottom of a fic, your memory of it miraculously disappears. Anything you wanted to say is stuck ten paragraphs ago, and you barely remember what you thought while reading. This fixes that!

I'll give a little explanation on the features and how it works, but if you want to skip all that, here's the link.

The extension is visible as a small blue box in the upper left corner.

(Side note: The green colouring is not from the extension, that's me.)

If you click on it, you open a comment box window at the bottom of your screen but not at the bottom of the fic. I opened my own fic for demonstrative purposes.

The website also gives explanations on how exactly it functions, but I'll summarize regardless.

insert selection -> if you highlight a sentence in the fic it will be added in italics to the comment box

add to comment box -> once you're done writing your comment, you click this button and the entire thing will automatically copied to the ao3 comment box

delete -> self explanatory

on mulitchapter fics, you will be given the option to either add the comment to just the current chapter or the entire fic

The best part? You can simply close the window the same way you opened it and your progress will automatically be saved. So you can open it, comment on a paragraph, and then close it and keep reading without having the box in your face.

Comments are what keep writers going, and as both a writer and a reader, I think it's such an easy way of showing support and enthusiasm.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY