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[myles-fowl]

I had to Google what Digiorno was.

If Myles at home is delivered, does that make Myles to Go Digiorno?

We do not order in.

[myles-fowl]

If Myles at home is delivered, does that make Myles to Go Digiorno?

We do not order in.

[myles-fowl]

HWAIT WAIT WRONG MYLES WRONG MYLES IGNORE THE DEATH THREAT

Ah, alright.

[myles-fowl]

you little traitor. im gonna kill you.

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[myles-fowl]

Due to recent... reasons, I am now allowed to create my own posts here. I do not fully understand my mother's reasoning, but I shall take advantage of this nevertheless.

#myles fowl #artemis fowl

[myles-fowl]

No. My life WILL NOT become more of a faeces joke than it already is.

Quick question for Myles: do you actually have vision problems or are the glasses simply for the nerd aesthetic? And if not, I must say they do contribute nicely.

I do need them. Not only for vision, but also for NANNI. I understand some people do tend to use these for aesthetic purposes, however I do not have time to waste curating an aesthetic.

[myles-fowl]

As I said, my parents are my excuse. Usually, I would simply do it without them noticing, but you all know about the Helicopter Incident.

Quick question for Myles: do you actually have vision problems or are the glasses simply for the nerd aesthetic? And if not, I must say they do contribute nicely.

I do need them. Not only for vision, but also for NANNI. I understand some people do tend to use these for aesthetic purposes, however I do not have time to waste curating an aesthetic.

[myles-fowl]

My parents.

Quick question for Myles: do you actually have vision problems or are the glasses simply for the nerd aesthetic? And if not, I must say they do contribute nicely.

I do need them. Not only for vision, but also for NANNI. I understand some people do tend to use these for aesthetic purposes, however I do not have time to waste curating an aesthetic.

[myles-fowl]

I am thirteen.

Quick question for Myles: do you actually have vision problems or are the glasses simply for the nerd aesthetic? And if not, I must say they do contribute nicely.

I do need them. Not only for vision, but also for NANNI. I understand some people do tend to use these for aesthetic purposes, however I do not have time to waste curating an aesthetic.

[myles-fowl]

You cannot compare me to Steve Jobs.

Quick question for Myles: do you actually have vision problems or are the glasses simply for the nerd aesthetic? And if not, I must say they do contribute nicely.

I do need them. Not only for vision, but also for NANNI. I understand some people do tend to use these for aesthetic purposes, however I do not have time to waste curating an aesthetic.

[myles-fowl]

You again.

Who is this? Lord Teddy? You torment me too much. Leave us alone.

[myles-fowl]

Quick question for Myles: do you actually have vision problems or are the glasses simply for the nerd aesthetic? And if not, I must say they do contribute nicely.

I do need them. Not only for vision, but also for NANNI. I understand some people do tend to use these for aesthetic purposes, however I do not have time to waste curating an aesthetic.

#artemis fowl #myles fowl

[myles-fowl]

Favorite af character?

Myself.

#artemis fowl #myles fowl

[myles-fowl]

Why do you think you feel the way you do about Artemis? What happened?

I read this ask a long time ago, however I was too stubborn to answer. Now, I am warming up to my brother more as I understand the root cause of my initial feelings toward him.

I think that it was mainly my parents building him up to be some sort of perfect giant and then constantly expecting me to be perfect.

Juliet makes the comparison of my life to the movie 'Encanto,' which I have not watched yet. She says, and I quote, "Basically, Myles is Mirabel, Art is Isabella but like, actually caring and the Fowls are Abuela. Mainly Art Senior, though."

#encanto #myles fowl #artemis fowl #juliet butler #fowl parents

[myles-fowl]

I've always imagined you looking up on artemis and emulating him and just having him as your hero or sth, like how Artemis was with your fother. is that actually true? Or just my imagination?

Absolutely not.

I look up to Father as a father figure.

When I was younger, I did aspire to be exactly like him, but that was before I realised how insufferably soft and 'perfect' he is. I now aspire to be better, smarter and less of a simpleton than him.

#myles fowl #artemis fowl #af

[myles-fowl]

You are too kind, and I think we can drop some formalities such as thanking if they're too bothersome to keep repeating.

Now you've got me intrigued about what Beckett whips up. What do you enjoy, apart from the gummy worms? What are you reading currently?

Thoughts on Synesthesia? Currently, it does come into the broad category of mental disorders, do you think it belongs there?

What do you think about Luminal spaces? Do the Regrettables have favourite luminal spaces? I reckon it should be easy for fairies to work undetected in such areas.

Beckett, what do you enjoy doing? How's Gloop? Any shenanigans I can tag along with? Has Whistleblower discovered Ghost Peppers/Bhut Jhulakia yet? I think you came up with a Regrettables song—might I suggest matching Gloop ties in orange silk?

Well, Ambassador Lazuli is kind. I too accidentally acquire plants and books more often than not.

What are your areas of interests, then? Apart from picking apart Dr. Fowl's contributions? (Is calling him Dr. Fowl okay, decorum, politeness and our friendship-wise?)

Do you two think, that coming to terms that there are different types of intelligence (with none being superior) and coming to terms that someone people general look up to as ideal/prodigious/genius is still human with flaws and feelings is a sign of emotional realization?

I offer Beckett dark chocolates of his choice and Ms. Juliet (is it okay if I call you that?) this year's subscription of her favorite wrestling channels.

Warm regards and (enthusiastic cheers)

Apologies for the late reply. Mother took us on an involuntary trip to Nice.

Synaesthesia is certainly a topic that invokes thought. It sounds like an interesting way to perceive the world. If the definition of mental disorder is 'a mental experience differing from what is considered typical' then yes. However, if the definition is 'a mental experience that hinders progress, can make one's life difficult and/ or can cause harm to a person' then no.

Other than gummy worms, I enjoy mashed potatoes, smoked salmon with cream cheese, and various sandwiches. I have exhausted any non-fictional books that are of interest to me, so I have delved into the works of Isaac Asimov for extremely light reading. I also enjoy Lemony Snicket.

Surprisingly, I have developed an interest in musical theatre. Before we created NANNI to censor our entertainment, I listened to 'Beautiful,' 'Meant to be Yours,' and 'Candy Store' from 'Heathers: The Musical.' 'Beetlejuice' is quite enjoyable. Before this infernal lockdown Mother took Beckett and I to go see 'Six,' which tends to get stuck in one's head quite easily, and is not completely accurate, but enjoyable nevertheless. Now that we do not have to watch 'Laurel and Hardy' every movie night so that Dr Fowl also watches, we watched 'Hamilton.' It has since become my favourite musical. I see no problem with calling Dr Fowl 'Dr Fowl.'

I am going to assume you meant 'liminal' spaces and not 'luminal spaces.' I do not know enough about the topic to know if there are specific types, but I prefer laboratories at the crack of dawn. Ambassador Heitz likes shuttles in the dead of night.

hiiiii this is beckettttttttttt HELLO FRIENDO i like the kitchen in the afternoon and whistleblower likes the bottom of a curry bowl in after eating the curry

i enjoy WORMS!!! also i can sing yorktown, guns and ships, the reynolds pamphlet, the schuyler sisters, alexander hamilton, yorktown, youll be back and i know him by heart!!!!!!!!

we almost lost gloop in nice... 😅but hes ok now

ghost chillies are too bland for whistleblower, so he only eats them when his stomach cant handle too much spice

THE REGRETTABLES SONG IS AWESOME AND WE SHOULD DEF GET MATCHING TIES!!!!!!!! but nobody uses the song except whistleblower and me. occasionaly lazuli joins in though!! :DDDDDDD

THANK YOU FOR THE CHOCOLATE jules says thanks for the subscription but she cant accept it mainly because she usually has front row seats which her boss gives her or shes actually wrestling in the match

BYYYYEEEEEEEE CHEERS TO YOU TOOOO

#myles fowl #beckett fowl #juliet butler #whistleblower #hamilton #lazuli heitz #af #artemis fowl #gloop

[myles-fowl]

The advice from space is lovely, and one that I find giving out to others too.

Your words paint such a vivid picture, and I do apologize for causing a havoc in Haven.

What are your thoughts on the philosophical aspect of "poisoned" gold from yore, now known as radioactive gold by transmutation?

Since Beckett is a trans-species polyglot, does he always win at Scrabble? (Has anyone came close?)

What's Whistleblower's favorite food? (Do send my regards)

Does Ambassador Lazuli like gardening? I believe I did read a throwaway remark on her plants once.

I could not find any of your works on Anarchitecture; so if you ever require an avid listener to exposition to, I'd be glad to offer my services.

Oh, and as a token of our newly formed friendship, I send a bag of virtual worm gummies, and Beckett his favorite snack (what is it currently?)

Warm regards.

Mother says I must thank you for the gummies, so thank you. Beckett will eat almost anything, particularly if it is sugary or has caffeine. However, since he often creates his own 'snacks' consisting of... well... let's leave it that. He got so intensely hyper that Juliet struck a bargain with him. He was only allowed to eat three sugar cubes a day. At first he was unsure, but when I said his sugar eating habits were comparable to those of a horse, he instantly loved the idea. Whistleblower likes to consume curries spiced with Carolina Reapers.

As for his abilities, they are not as potent as you may think. He can understand anything, but since he is half human, his vocabulary is limited to the words he knows in his primary language, English. To explain in a simpler way, he can only translate phrases to and from languages. If he does not know a word in English, he will not know it in another dialect/ language, unless given to him to interpret.

Ambassador Heitz claims to dislike gardening, however she does have a few plants in her home. She said she 'had a connection to' and 'felt pity for' the flora in question. Most of the plants she has are ferns.

In regards to 'poisoned gold,' I think the topic dull. I understand it, however gold has always been Dr Fowl's area of expertise. As he is such a simpleton, as a younger me put it, I tend to avoid topics which he has/had/may have interest in. However, topics that he has actively contributed to/ written about/ invented I tend to pick apart. The world must know that Artemis Fowl II is not the epitome of perfection and intelligence.

Speaking of Dr Fowl, he is glad that you liked his advice and even more glad that you choose to share it.

As for anarchitecture, I may choose to take you up on that offer another day.

Regards to you as well.

#myles fowl #beckett fowl #lazuli heitz #whistleblower #artemis fowl #af #anarchitecture #poisoned gold