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nandor flying to outer space to impress guillermo

#he is in silent hill #nandor

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baby's first pride | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SEASON FIVE

#I’m back babey #I loved this episode I was crying laughing #guillermo

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FX press release for WWDITS season 4

FX’s What We Do in the Shadows - Season 4 Premieres Tuesday, July 12 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on FX and Streaming the Next Day on Hulu. The premiere will include the first two episodes.

What We Do in the Shadows, based on the feature film by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, documents the nightly exploits of vampire roommates Nandor (Kayvan Novak), Laszlo (Matt Berry), Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) and Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) as they navigate the modern world of Staten Island with the help of their human familiar, Guillermo (Harvey Guillén).

In the shocking season three finale, Nandor, Guillermo and Nadja left Staten Island to go their separate ways while Laszlo stayed home to care for the creature that clawed its way out of the chest cavity of the deceased Colin Robinson - aka Baby Colin. This season, the vampires return to Staten Island to find their mansion on the verge of total structural collapse - and with no money to repair it. While Nandor’s eternal search for love finally yields results, Nadja finally realizes her dream of opening the hottest vampire nightclub in the Tri-State Area. Laszlo struggles with the question of nature versus nurture as he tries raising Baby Colin to be anything other than an energy vampire. And even Guillermo finds himself on a powerful emotional track that touches on his love for his family, and for others.

With such terrifying locations as the secret supernatural Night Market, the Jersey Pine Barrens and a wedding altar, and with more strange beasts, surprising guest stars and tap dancing than ever, season four of What We Do in the Shadows continues to make the case for blood and comedy. And this time with just a touch of home renovation.

[press release on Showbiz Junkies]

#nandor’s new love had BETTER be guillermo or I’m literally suing.

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alternative title: what we do in shadowclan

#LOVE this #ROBINSNORE 😭😭

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laszlo wwdits would thrive on tumblr but he wouldn’t know why. he’d make a post talking about sweet cheese good time boys and it would have 20k notes immediately, he’d log back on like what the fuck. how do 20k people know my best friend seanie

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#nadja #honestly.

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Vampires are mosquitoes, part 1 🦓

#HELP

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recently my good friend colin robinson introduced me to a new form of currency—calls it the "crypt" currency. now i've never been particularly business-minded, but his pitch was rather convincing. he even set me up with something called "batcoin", which, naturally, i was drawn to.

[cut to colin robinson] so over the past week i have, successfully, scammed over two thousand people

#FSGDHDJBDHB #colin #laszlo

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#STOPPP #nandermo

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shakespeare’s entire body of work < this comment on a picture of nandor the relentless 

#um....bc it is..... #nandor

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if guillermo ever had to be turned after death like gail was, i can only imagine it ending up with the worlds worst and stupidest game of hot potato after guillermo wakes from the dead full on screaming over the forgotten crucifix currently burning his neck only for whoever turned him to panic and rip it off of him which ends up burning their own hands and making them throw it to someone else and then they burn their hands and round and round they go until someone has the common sense to throw it across the room and not at another person.

#DEL TORO???? #guillermo

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why did the cameramen not go with anyone. like why didn’t they send someone with nandor on the train or someone with Guillermo and nadja on the boat??? or have we just not gotten that pov yet. like what is the documentary about laszlo now.

#HAHAH PLEASE

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#HAGSHAHAHAH #nandor #guillermo #freddie #memes

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going through harvey’s story like i’m the lead detective on the case and the case in question is if he’s giving hints to s4

#vampire joker or vampire...poker? #harvey guillen

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it's a glitter portrait :D it's a portrait made from glitter :D look, it's you :D I made you a vampire !! :D and look who's next to you !!! :D it's me !!! :D

#AGHHHH #nandor #guillermo

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“I was raised very catholic.”

What We Do in the Shadows | S1E9

#he doesn’t kiss. he only fucks severely #jk #guillermo

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ummmm hi 🐛⭐️

#GUILLERMOOOOOOOO #art #guillermo