in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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There's a creepy-ass cirque coming to my city that's apparently part circus part cabaret part freak show and I am torn. Torn, I tell you. Because while it's right up my alley, it also looks exactly like something that would put me on the opening 5 minutes of an episode of Supernatural, Law and Order, or become a Magnus Archives statement.
The trailer gave very Circus of the Other vibes and I want to go so badly but also I value my life.
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The AI tech bubble finally bursting is going to be both catastrophic and very funny.
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Source smoothdunk on twitter
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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monkey man promo interviews r just like oh yeah dev patel broke multiple bones during the action scenes and he simply shoved a screw into his hand and moved on and the sets kept burning down and the cameras were malfunctioning and we spent half a year editing a segment in a scene and we were trapped in an island for months and the crew was marrying n divorcing each other in total soap opera fashion but whatever we made it because if there's a will there's a way <3
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you stupid fucking idiot i can’t believe you died and got resurrected and are now safely in my arms again. I’ll kill you
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Pssst
Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?
Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere
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This ABSOLUTELY works.
I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.
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What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍
In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.
Stop everything you're doing and look at the Arabian sand boa. You're welcome.
Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.
Also -
You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?
This is that moment for me.
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actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far
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