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newdruid · 6 days
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FREE PALESTINE
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newdruid · 11 days
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so he witnesses 9-11 right? and it made him decided to quit his cubicle 9-5 job and start a rock band with his brother you see and their biggest fan was in this other band and when that band fell apart he joined the other guys band an-
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newdruid · 27 days
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passing as a man is SO fucking weird. like yeah i like that I'm being called he/him by strangers. No I don't want to be the only person guys take seriously when im hanging out with my non-male friends. What the fuck.
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newdruid · 27 days
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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newdruid · 1 month
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Sirius is the epitomy of "my mom sold me into slavery in exchange for a new house elf"
The difference between Sirius and Regulus is that Sirius writes for Wattpad, and Regulus for AO3
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Knowing Look - Luffy xReader Drabble
“I don’t understand how he can resist me.” Boa Hancock exclaimed as she sat with her sisters, yourself, Nami, and Robin in the hot bath. “What kind of man doesn’t want to have sex with me? Is his only thought truly to be King of the Pirates? I swear I’ve never seen a man who didn’t want sex, doesn’t he have needs?”
Your eyes went wide as you realized she was talking about Luffy. Your lips formed a soft “oh” as you realized what she was saying, and you turned to look at Nami and Robin who were sharing a very knowing look that they then shared with you. Your cheeks turned red.
You only half listened as Hancock continued on about her confusion, your thoughts were now occupied as your mind drifted back to a few nights ago.
To say Luffy didn’t want sex was flat out wrong. Luffy needed sex, or at least he did when he came to you…
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“More…. C’mon cupcake….” Luffy’s voice was whiny from between your slick thighs, you were soaked with a mix of your heat and his saliva. You’d lost count of how many times you had already cum.
You were his favorite thing to eat, and he became especially needy when Sanji locked up the fridge at night. His tongue swirled around you as your fingers clutched onto his raven locks of hair. You came once, twice, three more times since you lost count as he slid two fingers into you, he used his devil fruit powers to make them change size within you. His once slender digits became just as girthy as his cock.
You writhed underneath him as you tried not to scream his name, to beg him to stop torturing your oversensitive clit. He simply laid his other arm across your hips and pinned you in place. Continuing his meal.
“One more, then it’s my turn cupcake…” His lips latched onto your clit again and the pads of his fingers pushed into the roof of your spongy walls, causing the knots in your stomach to tighten again. You let out a sharp whine followed by lots of panting as you came for Luffy again.
He raised himself up on his elbows and then used one hand to wipe his chin. He was grinning and you heard him chuckle over the sound of rushing blood in your ears. Before you could really recover he was looming over your form and you felt his tip rub against your clit.
“You’re so pretty with your eyes blown like that, it’s amazing.” Luffy watched you with childlike wonder, amused by your oversensitivity. He played with you a moment longer, his hands squeezing your breasts as he kissed your lips.
Then without warning, he buried himself in you. His cock was stretching your already abused pussy so well that it was all you could do not to scream. He started with slow but deep thrusts, hitting your very center and sending you over the edge yet again. Then he switched to shallow but quick snaps of his hips, and that’s when you started sputtering nonsense.
“Awe,” Luffy moaned out as he looked down at you with admiration, not stoping his hips. “Did I make you silly again? I love when my Cupcake can’t do anything but babble… you’re so pretty with your eyes rolled back and your mouth wide open. Makes me wanna cum…”
His pace was relentless and even though your walls wouldn’t stop fluttering around him he wouldn’t stop, he went faster.
“Gonna cum in my cupcake…” you couldn’t say anything, just moaned louder as Luffy brought his hips to a slow halt, where only his tip was left inside, then he perched himself up to look down at where the two of you connected. He moved himself in and out of you watching himself disappear within you, letting out a long string of curses when he released inside you. As his pelvis sputtered into yours he allowed himself to collapse on top of you.
With Luffy still buried inside you, you were able to regain your breath as he rested on your chest, grinning up at you.
“Again?” He asked, you looked at him with exasperation and exhaustion before he let out a boisterous laugh…
“Hey! Are you even listening?” Finally you were pulled from your daydream of the other night, you were still in the bath, an,d Nami and Robin were throwing you much more devious, knowing looks than before.
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newdruid · 1 month
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Imagine getting hungry while Sanji is trying to get busy...
WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL UNDER CUT MINORS DNI
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"that's it Mon cher ~" Sanji purred as two of his slender fingers slowly pumped in and out of you.
You lay on your back, on the kitchen bar counter of The Sunny. Perched up on your elbows, naked save for the mini skirt Sanji insisted you keep on. Sanji's other hand held your chin, forcing you to look into his eyes as his fingers pressed up into your spongy walls- finding your sweet spot.
His fingers pressed deeper, faster, and even though you were forced to face him your eyes rolled back into your head and your mouth fell open.
"Grrrghrrrrpb~"
His movements stopped and you were forced back to earth.
"Grrrghrrrrpb~"
He didn't move his fingers from inside you, but his thumb found your clit and drew slow circles around it.
"Is my Darling hungry?" Sanji questioned as you let out a moan at his agonizing motions. Your walls squeezed around his unmoving digits. "Hold on, close your eyes."
His hand let go of your chin, you closed your eyes and your head fell back as his thumb added more pressure to your clit.
"Keep your eyes closed, but bring your head up, and open your mouth." Sanji spoke softly, but with authority, and you listened. Something solid and sweet hit your tongue. "Chew."
Sanji had put a chocolate liquor in your mouth! When you bit into the sweet, a gush of warm brandy followed the sweet chocolate. You moaned as you savored the delight and sanji tightened the circles he was drawing around your clit.
"Good girl, open your eyes." You stared into his face as you swallowed the last of the snack. For a moment you wondered what island he had found the candy on, but that was quickly forgotten as he held another one up to your mouth. "Again, but look at me."
Your mouth welcomed the candy once more and as the chocolate shell burst Sanji's fingers began to move again. Through closed lips you gasped and Sanji fingered your cunt with such skill, the combination of his movements and the delicious sweet - it was too much. You did your best to moan without choking, you swallowed hard and gasped for air as Sanji's fingers brought you over the edge.
He worked you through your orgasm, and when he saw the dizzy stars in your eyes dissipate, he removed his hand from your warmth. He brought his fingers to his lips and made a sultry sucking sound as he put them in his mouth.
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newdruid · 1 month
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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
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newdruid · 2 months
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Every shitty live action Netflix adaption looks like this but worse
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newdruid · 2 months
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i feel like a small kink-that-isn’t-such-a-kink-but-i’m-calling-it-a-kink that kento has is watching you squirm from overstimulation.
specifically your hands during sex.
“move ‘em.” kento grits out, voice shaky as he fucks you from behind. you whine at his command, ignoring it and holding onto the blanket underneath you just a bit tighter. he watches how your fingers crunch the fluffy fabric, body trembling once he gives you a thrust that rubs your g-spot. you mewl, head falling onto the bed with a force on the back of it. his larger hand slides from your head down to your chin, turning it sideways against the bed. “what did i say sweetheart?” he mumbles, halting his movement. his soaked cock stays full into you, wet and sticky cum mushed around where you two meet. you whimper, trying to push back. his tip nudges where you need him, but your wanton moan is greeted with a spank of your ass.
“you’re not listening, hm?” kento quips, rubbing your hot ass cheek and leaning down. your back further arches, “s-sorry, just..” you try to explain yourself, but the teetering moans leaving you as his dick rocks into you do you no justice. “my baby’s so needy..” kento smiles, kissing the side of your cheek, his peppered kisses going down below your jaw, a slick of wetness in its wake. “c’mon sweetie, let go f’me.” he coos in your ear, fresh regal cologne filling your senses. you purse your lips, following his words obediently and letting your hands relax. you didn’t even realize how hard you had clutched onto the bed, hands aching a bit and fingers red.
swiftly, your face is turned straight into the blanket, hands pulled behind you and wrists locked by just one of your lover’s hands. without words, kento begins pounding your cunt how your need it, loud squelches and sounds of the mess that you two have made. your whines and moans fill kento’s head, his eyes stuck on how your ass jiggles with each thrust into you. the skin slowly brightening with juices that leave your soaping pussy. however, his view trails up, feeling your wiggling fingers scratch at his hand. god, you’re so cute. even if he can’t see your lewd expressions, he just knows you’re losing every bit of sobriety you had left, letting yourself go dumb on his cock. your fingers stretch before digging into his skin, but with the thick head of his cock angling just too good, they widen again, matching the sound of your higher moans. “please! please! please— make me cum!” your words rip through you, sobbing and shaking. kento groans, he can get used to studying you like this..
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newdruid · 2 months
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hello dark mode users :)
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I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you
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newdruid · 3 months
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Can see this being roommate!Bucky
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRcGCfkW/
Tell me why I saw a comment that said: I've watched my husband down a whole team just cause they downed me first. He definitely got the gak gak that night. 😂😂
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Roommate Bucky is always ready to defend you. And you—you're about to learn firsthand why gamers are notorious for being good with their fingers.
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Pairing: Roommate!Bucky x Reader
WC: 2K
CW: Size kink, Beefy Bucky being absolutely massive, praise, degradation, choking, hand kink, fingering, overstimulation, hint of voyeurism, video game violence.
AN: Written on my phone, unbetad. This isn't based on any game in particular. It's just an excuse to write a little bit o' smut.
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“No. No. Nonononono.” 
YOU’RE DEAD flashes across the screen mocking you as your avatar’s bullet-riddled body fades into the abyss. You slump in the oversized gaming chair, tossing your controller on the desk. Jeers ring in your headset and you rip it off, throwing it next to the controller. She was so pretty. It took you ages to find one you liked and could pair with the cute outfit you picked.
The guys on your team didn’t even give you a chance. Who takes out one of their own? These jackasses apparently.
"You okay?" Heavy footsteps resound behind you. Glancing up, you see your roommate strolling into the living room. Your heart races at the sight of him. He’s gorgeous. No one should look this good.
Deep blue eyes framed by long lashes. Beard neatly trimmed, enhancing his jaw. He's wearing a pair of loose grey sweats that cling to his muscular thighs, long brunet locks, damp from the shower, curl around his nape. No shirt of course.
Your eyes follow a bead of water that rolls down his massive chest and goes into the valley of his ridged abs. It hits the band of his navy blue boxers peeking out from his pants and your mouth goes dry imagining what's hidden under those layers of cotton.
While you’re busy ogling him, he notices the mess you left on his desk and the start over screen on his gaming computer. “What happened, bunny?” 
The reminder of that stupid game has your frustation and anger returning in droves and it overtakes your burgeoning lust. You explain how the guys, his gaming buddies, decided to fuck with you by taking you out in a flurry of friendly fire when they realized Bucky wasn’t in the room. The longer you speak, detailing all the nasty things they said to you, the more his features harden, a muscle ticking away in his clenched jaw.  
“Huh,” he mutters under his breath. Bucky ambles over to the chair and lifts you out of it like you weigh nothing to him, considering what he benches for fun, you know you don’t. He sits down and arranges you over his thick thighs, your back resting against his warm, bare chest. He leans forward, picking up the controller and headset.
 It's not the first time, you've sat on his lap during one of his gaming marathons, Bucky says you help him play better.
“What are you doing?” You ask, canting your head back, his body wash, fresh cedar and vanilla, wafts over you and it takes everything in you not to drop your face into his chest and just inhale him. 
The corner of his lip lifts into a smirk. “You’ll see.” 
Adjusting the headset, he takes the controller in both hands, his corded biceps that are bigger than your head brush against the sides of your breasts.
If he feels the shiver that wracks down your body, he doesn’t comment on it. He never does.
The controller looks so small in his large hands, your gaze follows the veins lining the back of them as his fingers nimbly manipulate the buttons. A rush of heat spreads through you when he rests his chin on your shoulder.
You try to clench your thighs to quell the ache beating between them, but your legs are dangling over his and you can’t.
“I—I’m not.” The lie is obvious even to your ears. He hums noncommittally, but you feel his arms press closer to your body, pushing your tits together. 
You shift on his lap, freezing in place when you feel his chest rise and fall against your back, his deep, knowing laugh rolls across your skin. He teaaes, “don’t tell me you're needy already, bunny?” 
Sometimes you can't tell if he's teasing or not. You asked once and he just grinned like tie answer should be obvious.
“Sure you’re not,” Bucky casually retorts after a man appears on the screen. His guy is more menacing than your avatar, tall and flanked in dark green camouflage, face concealed by a skull mask. Weapons rotate next to him, eventually stopping on a machine gun. Static crackles through his headset and he’s dropped onto a rooftop. “I’m back fuckers.” 
Various greetings trickle through, only to be cut short when it becomes apparent that Bucky is going on a rampage. He storms across the building. Player after player goes down. Some you don’t even see until they fall to their death. 
“Aw c’mon.” 
“Fuck you.” 
“Seriously, what the fuck Barnes–” 
He’s ruthless. Headshots. Stabbing. More headshots. Your already damp panties are drenched when you point out the one that shot you first, and Bucky’s guy stomps the fuck out of Walker6969 before snapping his neck. A slightly undignified giggle slips past your lips when you hear his obnoxious complaint about Bucky not playing fair. Oh. Fucking. Well. More curses filter through his headset as he absolutely decimates the field. 
Bucky tilts his face towards you with a blithe smirk, taking out another player without missing a beat. “I warned you shitstains that you better be nice to my girl.” 
It’s not long before there’s no one left. Bucky tosses the control down, and wraps his arm around your belly, and leans back, taking you with him. “Feel better?” 
“Yeah,” you reply sincerely, both impressed at his skill and pleased that he was so willing to defend you. “Thank you.” 
“You really want to thank me, Bunny?” he whispers in your ear, nipping the lobe with a soft bite. 
Your breath hitches. His hands curve under your knees, placing your legs over the armrests. “I asked you a question,” Bucky states, his tone domineering and dark. 
You struggle to find any answer, but you can’t think with your roommate’s warm hand sliding down your shorts and cupping pussy and all you can do is whimper.
“You’re soaked,” he teases, tracing a finger down the middle of your clothed cunt. His touch is light, so light, but it sends a zap through your clit. “Could feel this hot little pussy throbbing on me. Practically begging for my cock,” Heat fans up the back of your neck and spreads to your face. He could feel that? Before you can drown in embarrassment, he’s kissing his way across your shoulder. ”Need me to get rid of this ache, don’t you?”
You want your roommates hands on you more than anything in this world. You’ve thought about this so many times, you can’t believe it’s happening. His touch feels better than you dreamed. His other hand travels a leisurely, gradual path up your shirt, moving your bra out of the way so he can roll your sensitive nipple between his rough fingers. 
Another slow sweep over your pussy, just skimming your pulsating, swollen clit. It’s not enough. “Please,” you whine out, grinding down over his growing bulge. He’s getting bigger and bigger under you. 
“Please what? Hmm, bunny, please what?” He cruelly taunts, pinching your nipple until your back arches off his chest. “Use your words.” 
You cry out, the spark of pain fades into a heady, warm pleasure. “Touch me.” 
You feel his lips curve into a smile, his teeth scrape over your throat. His thumb presses down your clit and goes still. “I am touching you.” 
This is unbearable.
You’ve never been so wet in your life and he hasn’t done anything. You need him so badly it hurts.
Your pussy clenches down on nothing, you feel so empty.
“Bucky, I need you, need your fingers inside me, please fuck me,” you babble, willing to say anything to get more of him. 
He doesn’t make you wait long. Without warning, he pushes your panties aside and a thick, calloused finger slides inside you. 
“Tight little thing, aren’t you?” he remarks, adding another. Bucky used to everything being small compared to him. You are no exception. He doesn’t give you time to get used to the stretch before he starts scissoring you open, working your hot, wet cunt until he can give you one more finger. Bucky crooks his fingers, and he finds that elusive spot, the one you swore didn’t exist until now. He finds it again. And again. And again. White-hot sensations make you curl in yourself, your thighs trembling. The rough pads of his thick fingers languidly working that sensitive spot as he moves to your other nipple, plucking it into a hard peak.
“That’s your spot huh?” He asks with a cocky rasp. He knows. You told him by the way your moans went all breathy and softy and you started grinding on his cock like a greedy slut being to be filled. Judging by the way he can barely fit three fingers inside you, he knows his cock is going to split you in two. He can’t wait.
“Oh god,” you breathe out, clawing deep marks in the leather under your hands.
The wet schlick schlick schlick of your pussy with every knuckle-deep thrust of his fingers is pornographic.
Right around the second or third time, you clench down around him; he decides he’s going to film you, put your pretty pussy front and center on his flatscreen across from his bed, and make you watch as he fucks you the same way you’re fucking yourself on his fingers, your hips rolling back and forth, grinding your ass over his throbbing cock. Gonna make you watch as you struggle to keep every inch inside you, make you watch him fuck you stupid. 
“Look at you making a mess all over me. Should make you clean it when you’re done. Gonna have you keep my cock warm while I finish the game.” The debauched image of you sitting on his cock while he plays flashes through your mind and a desperate moan builds in your throat, spilling out of your parted lips. “Yeah, you’re going to let me use this sweet cunt any time I want, gonna turn you into my personal fuckdoll.” 
His thumb swipes over your clit, once, twice. Sensations burn through your veins, your body feels so hot and tight, like you’re on the edge of imploding. His hand leaves your nipple and grabs your throat, the sudden pressure makes your head feel light. “Oh god." Right there, fuck he just has to keep doing that, you’re so close, he just has to stay right there. 
It’s like he can read your mind because he does, going harder and harder, giving you everything you need. “C’mon bunny, let me have it, give it to me.” 
“Fuck yesyesyes, don’t stop please don’t–” you sob, the start of your orgasm sparks inside you. 
“Not gonna tell you again, cum for me right the fuck now,” he rasps in your ear, squeezing tightly as he slams into your cunt, his thumb circling your clit faster and faster. His fingers catch your spot again, the pressure so good and so right that it sends you over the edge. Your orgasm barreling over you, wringing pleasure from every nerve in your body, and you gush around him.
“There it is, that’s my girl,” he praises, his words lost over the steady roar in your ears. He fucks you through it, drawing it out, only stopping after your vision blurs and you let out a pathetic noise, somewhere between a whimper and a sob, but you feel too good to care how you sound.
You’re a mess—limbs trembling and weak, still so lightheaded, you can't lift your head, letting it loll lazily over his broad shoulder. He gently takes his fingers out of your pulsating cunt and holds it up, the evidence of your release dripping down to his wrist. He brings his long index finger to his mouth, sucking it dry with a grin. “Damn, you taste good.”
"I–fuck Bucky that was amazing." You grab the armrests and push yourself up.
“Where ya goin’? I didn’t say I was done with you,” Bucky says, his hand loose around your throat as he brings you back down. "I was jus' getting you warmed up."
Oh.
He grinds against your ass, his heavy cock digging into you. He's so big. Despite the fact that you're still on an orgasmic high, you want more. You want Bucky.
“You still gonna thank me Bunny?"
And I—
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Roommate!Bucky has returned!
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