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I never post on here but making sure everyone knows that possums are abominations seemed important enough to put on every platform I have.

Possums

Possibly one of Earth’s most terrible creations. Any combination of coincidences that lead to this mockery of nature cannot be divine, for no sentient being in their right mind would create THIS little freak.

Why does it look like that. What does it know. What has it seen.

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Possums

Possibly one of Earth’s most terrible creations. Any combination of coincidences that lead to this mockery of nature cannot be divine, for no sentient being in their right mind would create THIS little freak.

Why does it look like that. What does it know. What has it seen.

#Possum #possums #I hate them so goddamn much

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I can’t properly express how important the difference between possums and opossums is. Whenever I hear someone say “I like possums” (like my ex) I think there’s no possible way they can mean that. Opossums are North America’s only marsupial, the little guys with the white faces.

Possums live in marsupial central, Australia, where they belong—with the rest of the creatures created by neither god nor man, only the deeply disturbing number of coincidences called evolution.

#I feel very strongly about this #Opossum #possum #you need to know the difference

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I have no one else to tell this so I’m gonna tell the internet

I just auditioned for my first school production. The last one of the year. I’m a senior.

I’m so fucking shaky rn

#theatre

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Insane thing to say

wrestlemania xl kickoff – feb. 8, 2024

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wrestlemania xl kickoff – feb. 8, 2024

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Real life:

Responsibilities

Real people (ew)

Forced to participate in society

Gender dysphoria

Stardew Valley:

Live on a farm

Self-sufficient

Friends won’t care if you never talk or leave the house

In a polycule with a shadow creature, a ninja, and a goth

Children that I can turn off

Can look like whatever the fuck I want

#stardew valley #autism

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Dragonborn girlfriend who instinctively wraps her tail around her girlfriend protectively at night like she’s sleeping atop her treasure hoard

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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early spring? not on my watch. Im gonna find that fucking groundjog

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You can add extra salt to your food for more flavour.

But watch out

#Sincerely #User who added too much salt to their grits

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Nooo bbg I'm not trying to escape the dungeon I just wanted to see some sun. Noooo, this isn't garlic. It's a small onion. No baby I wouldn't hide a wooden stake under the pillow you so graciously provided me I wouldn't do that to you l love you

#I love my vampire gf #I promise

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It’s difficult to describe in words how much I hate Jonathan Byers, but I tried my best #strangerthings #strangerthingsfanart #jonathanbyers https://www.instagram.com/p/CghenTJODPu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#strangerthings #strangerthingsfanart #jonathanbyers

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batman but with anatomically correct bat ears

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Hello