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two tickets to barbenheimer, please

#da

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real (x)

#da

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two tickets to barbenheimer, please

#da #🧎🏾

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harrow nova actually being named harrow nova is crazy. like imagine ur parents taking half of both ur names bc u cant play piano

#harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow nova #tlt #the locked tomb #priamhark rlly said actually ur no longer named after me i need thst last part back

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yeah sorry your girlfriend is dead. yeah she impaled herself on iron spikes so that you could eat her and absorb her soul and ascend to lyctorhood. yeah she didn't want to live for you she just wanted to die for you. yeah sorry. at least she warned you that the universe would be less hot and less sexy without her! perhaps you could get a lobotomy to cope?

#tlt

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Me starting GTN after hearing about it from a friend: NEEEEEEED the bone lesbians to kiss

Me finishing NTN: love is all around me and god needs to die.

#tlt

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cant wait to play baldurs gate in 4 months and post outdated takes and memes abt it

#bg3 #at least ill be a few months late and not. 10 yrs late like iw as to dragon age

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Replaying DA2 aka Isabela dating simulator - have a warmup

#da #🫶🏽

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part 2 (and this is actually canon)

#da

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i hope atn is split pov if its solely from gideon’s or harrow’s pov we’re just gonna see them describe each other in painstaking detail. we need the alecto pov to give us a break from the lesbian yearning and move the plot along

#the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark the ninth #alecto the first #i still hope alecto has that middle aged narrative so we still cant rlly understand whats happening

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Gideon: Harrow won’t let me speak to anyone because she thinks I’m stupid and I’ll bring shame to the Ninth House >:(

Meanwhile, Harrow: If anyone actually gets to know Griddle’s horrible personality they’ll immediately want to climb her like a tree. Obviously the solution is to make her keep silent because no one finds the strong and silent type attractive. I am great at making plans.

#YEAH #tlt

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im sorry but non of the black eagles r seeing oppenheimer. they are making a whole day out of seeing barbie and then r dismantling the patriarchy together

#fe3h #fire emblem 3 houses #fire emblem three houses #‘but hubert’ they are making a goth ken doll just for him

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harrow DEFINITELY thought her and gideon were dating after the pool scene. in her mind they just had their one year anniversary

#u could also argue that Everyone thought they were dating and gideon is the only one out the loop #the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #griddlehark #but rlly harrow had one (1) forehead kiss and was like oh this is romance and shes right so #tlt

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going insane over how hawke's tragedy is about losing everything inevitably. they lose their father. they lose their home and their little sibling. they find new friends and get a good chance to make things better and then lose their second little sibling — even if they don't die they will never come back home. they finally get money and some kind of stability and then lose their mother who wanted the life they got the most. they become a champion beloved by the city and then lose their home and the family they found once again and all the titles and fame have no weight anymore. they lose the battle against corypheus because he comes back. they lose the battle against meredith because she comes back too. no matter how much they gain it will be taken away. no matter how hard they believe they got things right this time they will be proven wrong

#da

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#da #no suprise but my fav game is 2 and my fav romance is isabela

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me on my fav romances’ wikia page seeing how to romance them like i havent done it successfully 5 times already:

#this is inspired by me trying to avoid isabela’s situationship in da2