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[ohanny]

(the bar is really fucking low)

Happy KimKenta in the same shot for the first time since episode 8 to all who celebrate 🥹🥹🥹

#pit babe the series #kentakim #my otp has me on the ropes

[ohanny]

my only issue with this is the dean doggo should be the winner one because dean and kenta are good boys and winner would be the one to be unable to do something as basic as "sit" :D

@oldsargasso this is relevant btw

#pit babe the series #kim the king of brain cells and discipline #the correctional institute these losers both need and deserve

[ohanny]

post canon fanon: ✨️🌸🥰 kenta gets therapy and the chance to recover and embrace his softer side in a safe, loving pack environment 🥰🌸✨️

surprise season 2: 💀🔪😬 kenta goes to prison and is still a grumpy, chainsmoking bitch but can't afford a shirt this time so there's that 😬🔪💀

#pit babe the series #kenta #we really heading to the future tits first #pit babe season 2

[ohanny]

daydreaming about a supernatural pit babe au simply for the sake of

kenta: dad's on a hunting trip. and he hasn't been home in a few days

way: OH THANK GOD fucking FINALLY

because yes to kenta and way as a depressed, alcoholic hunter duo featuring pete as a king of hell (super nice and helpful guy, actually) and kim as an angel of the lord (runs the apocalypse like a drill sergeant in a trench coat)

pete: sure thing, let me quickly pop by peru to get that ancient bone so we can get this ritual done, don't worry honey, it'll be okay

kim: the fact you are hungover in bed at 6am is why we are in the end of times, get your ass up, there's a wendigo on the hills and you need practice

way: ... i think the wires got crossed somewhere

kenta: you don't say

#pit babe au #peteway #kentakim #desperately need this #alan would totes be bobby imagine him in all the flannel #babe as a sexy vampire trapped in purgatory

[ohanny]

i apologize for the spam i have saved up for next week because currently i am on vacation and i hate writing and formating long things with my phone

but hey, greetings from italy & slovenia

[ohanny]

paused my vacation to bring to you the meme potential of unenthusiastic ring girl kenta

#kenta loves his job he really does #pit babe the series #pit babe memes

[ohanny]

favorite supporting character: big.

he was the only character doing any supporting. the true mvp. and he's totally alive, recovering in some fancy island resort because i say so.

#kpanniversary2024 #oops almost forgot to post this #kinnporsche the series #my art #nodt nutthasid

[ohanny]

you: writing your fic

me:

me: running into @ohanny on ao3 with my sad kimkenta fic

me: running into them on tumblr with my sad fic

me: joins pitbabe discord server

ohanny: in the server

me, with my sad fic:

#pit babe bringing people together since 2024 #i promise im not a stalker

[ohanny]

Forgive me for being so harsh rn but

None of us is over Pitbabe, NONE of us :)

& everything we've been doing is to fill the gap, not replace it.

#i feel very called out by this #then again look at what i post #i don't think i can even pretend to be over and moving on

[ohanny]

pit babe/tldhlb zombie au pls? 👀

(also your pit babe posts are always ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ok) (this for you <3333333)

@cryingatships, sorry this took a while and the formating probably makes no sense and none of them are siblings for plot reasons but here is season 1 of the walking pit babe:

1. babe is lowkey rick grimes like he wakes up from a coma in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but i will stop there because i think this would make charlie lori and way shane and oh no. but he will totally shamble his way through the deserted city, be totally bamboozled but badass about encountering zombies and then he stumbles upon a camp full of people including his old friend way but most importantly charlie, the absolute puppy eyed sweetheart who actually engineered their entire defense system.

i think it would actually make sense that babe and way were both cops and partners. charlie was like the classic engineering student together with his little brother jeff. alan is still a mechanic and basically hijacked a bus to rescue people and drive them out of the city to safety. north and sonic would be there as well and sonic is lowkey the entire camp’s adopted little brother. he has a mild form of asthma but is very stubborn to be included in everything. north hovers around him 24/7 and no one knows their exact relationship status.

2. one day as way and babe are out looting, they run into kim. kim is in a pretty bad shape - more bruise than man and dragging his right leg that is busted to the degree it might be broken - and they mistake him for a zombie. then he almost head shots babe, calls them idiots for trying to sneak up on him and actual zombies show up so they form a tentative alliance and - despite way’s scepticism - take kim with them to the camp. he gets some basic medical attention after proving he hasn't been bitten or scratched and then delivers a grand warning to the group about a big horde of zombies heading their way.

now, charlie immediately believes kim and brings up a radio message he has been picking up, a call to survivors to gather in a former hospital only a couple of hours drive away. he thinks they should move and way? way disagrees big time. he hates that babe has gotten so close to charlie. hates how effortlessly that happened and how usually ever so distrustful babe seems to trusts charlie blindly. so he goes off on charlie. he isn't nice about it. he drags charlie and he drags kim and basically convinces everyone to stay put and babe is furious with him.

3. so obviously it so happens that the zombie horde kim mentioned does attack the camp and bunch of people die and they escape in a mad scramble. babe thinks it’s all way’s fault. (way also thinks it's all his fault.) together in their van babe, charlie, alan, jeff, north, sonic and kim decide to follow charlie’s mystery radio transmission (yes, way is also there but no one is asking for his opinion anymore at this point) which of course leads them to a hospital and… pete!

yes, pete is a doctor. he's been trying to research stuff about zombies but he's just one man with limited resources. at least he has a splint and crutches for kim, food and plenty of rooms with actual beds. (and you know… lube and stuff. charlie and babe take shameless advantage of this.) pete and alan get along amazingly well. they are like two jedis coming together to lead the circus. (jeff does not want to think about why this makes him so annoyed.) way skulks around like a cursed doll with sad eyes. (pete finds him bewitching and engages him in late night rooftop discussions.)

4. obviously there is trouble on the horizon. see, pete loves his base of operations but he's increasingly worried about a much larger compound some hours away and the fact the looters are nearing their location. all pete has heard are nasty rumours from stragglers heading to the opposite direction and when he mentions the name “tony,” the oddest thing happens. kim drops his crutches and his voice is strangled when he asks pete for their exact location on a map.

because YES, plot twist, kim came from tony’s compound. and he didn't leave voluntarily. he was out hunting with kenta when a horde of zombies separated them and he got hurt and and lost and fell into a river or whatever and ended up in the woods where way and babe found him. he's horrified because he knows what kind of a monster tony is (hint: cannibalism) but full of anxious, desperate yearning (if given a choice he'd never have left that hell hole without the love of his life). he knows he can't let none of these people near tony and very clearly communicates it. he also knows that busted leg or not, he can't leave kenta behind. not again.

5. in the season finale, kim goes to way. they don't like each other but kim knows way is protective and has nothing to lose. and honestly? they only mean to leave the hospital to do some snooping, maybe lay down a false trail. kim is still pretty helpless with his leg and well aware two men can't do shit against tony’s fanatic paramilitary operation. of course it goes to shit pretty much immediately, season finale style. babe, paranoid about way’s intentions follows them. instead of running into traces of tony’s men, they run into actual men who clock kim pretty damn fast. and yes, there are zombies because i did not forget this entire thing was supposed to be about zombies.

the final scene is of kim, babe and way being escorted into an arena of sorts, hands tied behind their backs, bags over their heads. they are forced to kneel on the sand, smelling rot and hearing the jeering of people and the moaning of the undead. when the bags get ripped off their heads the first thing they see is a bunch of zombies shackled into stakes on the other side of the pit. then their eyes travel up to the best seats in the house where tony is holding court, glaring down at them. and right behind tony’s shoulder? kenta, his eyes widening in horror as he realizes who his father has imprisoned.

#pit babe the series #pit babe au #give kenta a katana 2024 #charliebabe #alanjeff #northsonic #kentakim #peteway

[ohanny]

pit babe x tfln vol 2

way: i'm drinking until i'm someone else’s problem.

winner: did you put 9 pounds of birdseed all over my car?

sonic: you weighed it?

alan: is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE.

north: nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. just think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other!

kenta: i told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said ‘wow, that is not good.’

charlie: how many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you?

babe: i had a dream i dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself.

alan: you probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection.

kim: i’ve decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting.

sonic: taylor swift needs more songs about threesomes. i'm not sure she gets me anymore.

way: i’m trying to think of an appropriate time to say ‘when i suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours’ but i really can't think of a good way to say that.

pete: problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.

about winner: wow, when i’m done with him, he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery.

#pit babe the series #pit babe as texts from last night #incorrect bl quotes #pit babe x tfln

[ohanny]

i also made a wolf chan pouch

#stray kids #wolf chan #it fits so many hugs inside #bang chan #my crochet

[ohanny]

pit babe x tfln vol 1

like does anyone remember text from last night? i was going through my old folder of screen shots because like a decade ago my friends used to submit my drunk texts there and i realized some of these just fit too well T T

way about pete: i snapchatted him my nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.

kim: sorry about last night. sometimes people just get drunk and sleep with their friends.

north: i know, i was there.

jeff: is there a reason "call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? i'm 22.

sonic: I DON'T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.

babe about charlie: every time i start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and i wanna buy him a car.

way: i'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce.

winner: who do you think you are?

babe: someone who doesn't ask that question.

kenta: i took my shirt off and he commented on how great my boobs were. i responded with "thanks, i grew them myself"

alan: the first thing on our $10 000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"

kim: is NO an emotion because that's what i'm feeling right now

#pit babe x tfln #i think im hilarious #pit babe the series #incorrect bl quotes #pit babe text post

[ohanny]

KentaKim royalty AU!

(screw “five fun facts” i have never been good with rules, @le-trash-prince hope you don't mind)

once upon a time, in a land far, far away tony is king and also a giant, sexist dick. he rules his kingdom with an iron fist, over-taxes the poor, believes alphas are the shit and omegas are only good for breeding and has made being the royal gardener into the most perilous position in the land (he beheaded four gardeners last year alone for over watering his bonsais and one for looking at them with “malice in his eyes”). but even a grand monarch like tony must have allies - and since everyone thinks he's a raging asshole, he actually desperately needs them which is why he resorts to the oldest royal scheme of them all: MARRIAGE.

enter kim. kim is the royal omega from an extremely wealthy kingdom just across some ocean stretch and sails into town, set to marry tony’s eldest son babe. (well, currently eldest. tony does not have a great track record when it comes to keeping custody.) babe is not very enthusiastic about this situation since he is carrying a secret affair with the castle archivist, charlie. (and by secret i mean pretty much everyone except tony knows but since they like babe, they just pretend babe actually is that passionate of a reader behind closed doors.)

but babe also has a conscience and really feels bad for kim who seems like such a nice young man so when they stroll in the gardens, arm in arm, far enough from their chaperones for an illusion of privacy but in their sight so nothing uncouth could happen, babe apologetically whispers that he finds kim bewitching indeed but alas his heart belongs to another. to which kim says “oh thank fuck, i would rather jump off a cliff than let you knot me”

babe: well that’s a bit harsh.

kim: also your dad’s shit.

babe: i mean -

kim: and i am here to kill him

babe: um -

kim: by the way, pete says hi!

and oh pete, tony’s original eldest son who years ago sadly perished (was banished) because he fell off a horse (because he dared to do something as leftist as write poetry to the stable boy way). it was actually kim’s family who sheltered pete and recognized him as a way better option for tony’s throne and kim is in cahoots with him, going undercover. in return of a proper alliance and the liberation of tony’s people, kim’s family will get rid of tony - plan a being an assassination, plan b an outright invasion.

plan a is proving to be quite tricky due to tony being a paranoid motherfucker, but kim is patient. of course something has to throw a spanner into his plans and that something is someone: namely kenta, tony’s secret bastard son most loyal knight. it starts when kenta is sent to summon kim to afternoon tea and sneaks up to him so quietly that he startles kim and suddenly finds himself slammed against a statue with a knife against his neck - oh how the turns have tabled!

kim: oh shit.

kenta: …

kim: i mean oh no, you scared me kind sir!

the knife disappears in the blink of an eye and kim let’s out this ditzy little giggle and offers his arm all “isn’t it time for tea! how lovely!” steadfastly ignoring kenta’s disbelieving are-you-fucking-kidding-me eyes. and well, kenta does escort kim to have his lovely afternoon tea with the other palace omegas. and then keeps escorting kim everywhere. no matter where kim tries to sneak off to, kenta somehow always finds him and it takes everything he has in him to not snap and scream because it is infuriating.

and then the ball happens. because of course there has to be a ball to celebrate the fortuitous engagement full of fancy dresses and foods and wine and palace plots! kim wants to take the opportunity of all the chaos and security being centered around the throne room where tony holds court to sneak but this time it is not kenta who catches him first. this time it is just your regular assassin hired by your regular jealous local omega noble who had their eye on babe and are now pissed they missed out on the royal wedding special. kim is honestly a bit shocked because “seriously?!?” but then kenta, once again, appears out of nowhere and steps in front of kim to shield him as the assassin attacks.

kenta kills the assassin but gets rather seriously hurt in the process. they’re alone in an empty hallway and kim is applying pressure on kenta’s stab wound, cursing up a storm, just letting it all out because what’s the point of hiding anymore? he goes on an epic, totally not panicked, rant about his fuckass skirt and who the fuck wears this many frilly layers, it is the most impractical shit ever and how he totally could have dealt with the assassin on his own if it weren’t for these damn petticoats! “see this is what's wrong with your entire society!” kim hisses as he drags kenta towards the sick bay. “obviously your omegas cannot do anything because who fucking could wearing all this crap! i am a person, not a cupcake!”

kenta stares up at kim in awe. he should probably have more questions but… wow. at least he can blame it all on blood loss.

so anyway, kim dumps kenta outside the sick bay and then runs off before anyone can see him and his blood stained clothes. he enters his room, sends a maid to the party to tell them he suddenly felt ill and retired early, and then spends the rest of the night pacing, pretty sure he fucked up and should be fashioning a rope out of his sheets to scale the tower and disappear. but nothing happens. he hears there was an attack, of course, and sir kenta got hurt but when questioned, kenta looked tony straight in the eye and said he must have hit his head because he cannot remember anything.

kim really could have done this without catching feelings but fuck.

so the next time he and babe have their little garden stroll, kim lowers his voice and insists they will add kenta to the list of people who will be protected at all costs. when babe sceptically exclaims kenta is tony’s right hand man, kim stares him down with a “he goes on the list or you can kiss me and my armies goodbye.” that is one thing dealt with. the next is actually avoiding getting knotted by babe because tony would love to have them married by the end of the month and that cannot happen. so kim starts delaying by any means necessary - he insists his religious beliefs demand they be wed when the stars are aligned a certain way and oh, he simply must have pink gardenias in his ceremony! it has been his dream ever since he was a little pup but alas it is november so they must wait until gardenias are in full bloom!

kim in the council meeting in his cupcake dress:

tony, gritting his teeth: of course. we don't want that.

but the longer kim delays, the more tony suspects something is off. kim is cagey and his mask is wearing increasingly thin. there are rumblings of soldiers making moves and gathering in kim’s kingdom. fuck, even kenta is being shady with his head injury and insisting he keep an eye on kim and then come back with shit like “he complained the tea wasn’t sweet enough and then accompanied babe to the library to read poetry.” absolutely useless, that one. the horror.

of course this will all come to an end when tony, sick of kim’s antics, invites him into a totally non-threatening family dinner in the privacy of his quarters. babe is there, as is kenta, guarding the door. it is the tensest consuming of roasted quail the kingdom has ever experienced with buttholes all across the land clenching for seemingly no reason. for dessert tony serves kim tea with a side of hair yank and knife to a throat with a “you will marry my son in three days time or take a dive off the tallest tower, you filthy fucking -”

aaaaaand he has a knife in his back. it's unclear who looks more shocked: tony or kenta himself who kind of acted on instinct when he saw his kim threatened and about to be married off to someone else. he is about to just go full catatonic because oh, what has he done when kim grabs his face and kisses him. “wow. the plot twists just keep on coming” babe says to absolutely no one but if he has leaned one thing from charlie, it is that someone needs to narrate things for the record.

(of course it isn't as easy as simply getting rid of tony but it is a great start. they will have to weed out loyalists and find out who they can trust and then rework the whole damn constituion but hey, no tony! pete and way will ride in with an army at their backs only to meet open gates and a very smug kim (happily wearing pants) stating “i told you my ass was irresistible enough to get the job done!”)

#pit babe au #kentakim #charliebabe #pit babe the series #embarrassingly i have even more in this verse #but there has to be a limit

[ohanny]

breaking a personal record, started to work on the kinnporsche anniversary event 4 days early

#my art #he doesn’t look sad enough yet #but he will wet cat dont worry #big should be a pick for every single prompt #he is a gift that keeps on giving #current wip

[ohanny]

you know how unhinged i am. challenge me. use me to plot your next masterpiece. i am begging. my asks are wide open.

Let’s play a game. Send me a potential AU and I’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story.

[ohanny]

the first time kim walks into the garage as an official team x-hunter member, north and sonic greet him with an obnoxiously loud "ONION-HAS-AY-YOOOOO!"

kim immediately does a 180 and walks right back out.

#you can hear alan face palm from space #pit babe the series