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#this falling on my bday feels so right

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

#tauruscore

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blue heron!!!!!

#theyre not even considered rare or uncommon where i live but *IVE* never seen one until today #look at him!!! #personal #birdposting

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idk if y'all already knew this but our beautiful boy is on sale in our merch store rn, he's usually $50 and he's currently $24.95. There's also a bundle option where you get Garyl and a copy of the Petals to the Metal graphic novel for $34.95

#i love my garyl hes very dear to me #taz

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#hell yeah brother

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#prev HUH #ive never seen that but thats WILD. #anyway mine is definitely if people use 'the other man' and other epithets (?) i think its called. like just type their name bro please.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE 💓🎉🎈 i hope u do something nice and enjoyable for urself, u DESERVE it <333

THANK YOU MADI DEAREST 💙🫶 i went to the river walk downtown and did some birdwatching...saw two great blue herons and an osprey!!! and also some turtles :)

#so needless to say i was thrilled #also. RIVER #but thank you 💙 im trying!! mwahhh #answered #madi

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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

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happy birthday!! 🎉💕 i hope you have a good day <3

🥹 thank you grace!!!!

#answered #grace

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIIIIIIII I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL RELAXING DAY TODAY!!! 🧡 🧡

MWAH THANK YOUUUUUUU 🥹 💙 im going to try lol i hope you do too beloved!!

#my only plan today is to see a Body of Water #which i know you can appreciate #also is it hot as absolute balls where you are too because why the FUCK is it supposed to be in the 90°s today here... #truly homophobic transphobic etc that our bday is sweltering #anyway. river time 👍 #answered #kath

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#kath psps...feels right to rb this on our bday

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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

#ahskdbfkcjcnf

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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

#trying to get through the darkness outside us in one sitting is like being gut punched every other paragraph as well #so theres that

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💘Louis flirts his way into men's hearts 😉 — Interview With The Vampire (2022 -)

#i mean tbf if he called me mon cher and smiled at me like that i would literally do anything for him #iwtv

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*reading a label on the back of a product*

"trans fat"

gets so h ard I pass out