I'm not ignoring my WIPs. they're ripening in my mental cellar
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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.
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i don't care.
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even a broken clock (screenrant) is right twice a day
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time
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comfy casual firelord
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Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run
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WHEN YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS IT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT AND I WASN'T SORRY!!! I SHOULDVE LEFT YOU RIGHT THERE WITH YOUR HOSTAGES MY HEART AND MY CAR KEYS!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!
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by 2025 engaging in a "situationship" will be punishable by death
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Me whilst writing: This is a masterpiece…I am a literary genius
Me whilst editing my writing: I am an abomination to the writing community
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eddie: I haven't had an orgasm since I found out my girlfriend was a nun
buck: I wish I could help with that
be so fucking real right now
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