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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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when the academic article is so good it has you giggling and kicking your feet

#me finding the analyses of como agua para chocolate on jstor the other day

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

#don’t do this to me i’m pmsing and this is gonna make me cry #SOBS #god that’s so cute. #adored #love

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#oh…… #ocean tag #need to be there. right now

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

#shoutout to the time one of my friends thought my qpp was taller than me because i sent a pic in the gc where i was lying on its chest #i’m only an inch taller #but boy do i hold it over his head #(haha literally over his head because i’m taller hahaha)

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i think the most pervasive trait i’ve got from my parents is the fact that far too often when i pick up the wrong thing in a cupboard or anything very mundane that’s slightly wrong i think ‘it’s a bright idea but not quite yet’ in the exact cadence of rincewind in the 1995 discworld point and click video game

#discworld #lyf laugh love

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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tiramisu am i right

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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tgcf is like if xie lian was faced with the trolley problem every single day and every day he said "i'll choose a third option!" and that option was throwing himself in front of the trolley to stop it but instead it flips over and kills/maims everyone on both tracks and xie lian himself

#LMAOOOOO #he’s a fuckyoutilitarian #<- utilitarianism where everything you try do to be moral goes wrong #tgcf

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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Yo mama so Pencil her head is green and her body is yellow and her shoes are lead and her hat is a pink earaser

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#working this weekend (the saturday shift is fun) #and then next weekend seeing my partner. god.

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Feel free to share any other quirks you're capable of, that I didn't list, in the tags! (Like if you have any double joints, or extra teeth, or whatever)

Don't forget to reblog so more people can vote! :]

#whistle while breathing in (and out ofc) #meaning i can whistle v fast for a long time #very fun. #also curling my tongue

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Laios, devourer of all things horrible.

#PRETTY PRETTY PRETTYYYYY #dunmeshi #not my art #oughhhhh