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ringo2x1:

Well, that sure sounds like a lie if I ever heard one. 

New power? Lie detection?

#sebastian #jackie #sebastian x jackie #post

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hobbes1x1:

I really think that Amazon is one of the greatest sites and one of the most helpful shopping apps in the world! I was able to get a lot of my Christmas shopping done just by looking on there. Well, that and EBay, but I have more of an appreciation for Amazon (no offense EBay) at the moment. It’s a lot easier to get holiday shopping done without having to go to malls. I do think malls are cool too, they’re just not for someone like me who likes to have personal space and not worry about fighting anyone over items.

 I may also be a little giddy about Amazon since I bought the Night at the Museum trilogy for only $30 on there. What a steal except it’s a deal!

Okay but, Amazon is the bomb dot com. I did all of my Christmas shopping from the comfort of my reindeer onesie.

#elise #jeff #elise x jeff #post

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bracken2x1:

There are definite downsides to spending all day in a coffee shop. A stranger can take the empty seat in front of you without enquiring as to if anyone is joining you. Said stranger can start to question your choice of beverage - blackcurrant tea, for anyone wondering - and then turn a conversation as simple as hot beverage tastes into a political debate turned racist outcry all while I have muttered only the words “blackcurrant tea” to them.

I firmly believe the world we live in is having an identity crisis or someone is pulling a sick sick joke. Count this as the first and last time I spend more than five minutes in a café after that harrowing experience.

Why are we surrounded by assholes?

#sage #octavia #sage x octavia #post

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bracken2x1:

There are definite downsides to spending all day in a coffee shop. A stranger can take the empty seat in front of you without enquiring as to if anyone is joining you. Said stranger can start to question your choice of beverage - blackcurrant tea, for anyone wondering - and then turn a conversation as simple as hot beverage tastes into a political debate turned racist outcry all while I have muttered only the words “blackcurrant tea” to them.

I firmly believe the world we live in is having an identity crisis or someone is pulling a sick sick joke. Count this as the first and last time I spend more than five minutes in a café after that harrowing experience.

America is full of racist, horrendous assholes, and I highly suggest you take a bodyguard the next time you decide to venture into that coffee shop. Namely, myself.

#sebastian #sebastian x octavia #post #octavia

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@nicodegallo: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY 🎉 Who wants to celebrate Twisted Tuesday??

@emflatmajor: @nicodegallo happy birthday, nico.

#emmett #nico #emmett x nico #tweet

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@nicodegallo: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY 🎉 Who wants to celebrate Twisted Tuesday??

@elisemcfly: @nicodegallo ME, ME, ME, PICK ME! I VOTE ME!

#elise #nico #elise x nico #tweet

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roscoe2x1:

Sorry beautiful people of the universe, protector of the force and good vibes (AKA me) is going to be out of commission for a couple weeks. The worst retrograde of the year has decided to come kicking around, and I’m not going to risk it for the biscuit. This retrograde already has me feeling half dead so like, it’s probably just best if I don’t go around screwing with the universe. Sorry random students who now think it’s my job to get you out of your pickles, I won’t be fucking around with any more ghosts or brainwashing monsters for the time being. K THANKS BAI.

That being said, if anyone wants to party and probably not talk so the retrograde doesn’t ruin our friendship, pls come over. I’m so bored. I just made three batches of cookies, but I burned them all because #retrograde is in full swing and not because I fell asleep. I’m getting ready to light up a blunt and paint with Bob Ross, so it’s about to be a party over here.

I see your retrograde and your cookies, and I raise you one Elise with ridiculous amounts of cookies and silence, for once in her life. Hey, are we on the ~level~ where we can read each other's minds yet, or?

#elise #cass #elise x cass #post

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TEXTS || CORLISE

CORAL: I don't know anything about cookies, but can I come over and lick the spoon?

ELISE: TBH, you can lick whatever you want.

#elise #coral #elise x coral #text

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TEXTS || PERLISE

ELISE: Okay but, there are only so many Christmas cookies I can make myself.

ELISE: SO GET YOUR CUTE SELF OVER HERE AND HELP A SISTER OUT!

PERRY: Does this mean dragging my entire box of baking moulds over or my entire box of baking supplies /and/ the baking moulds?

ELISE: BRING ME EVERYTHING, PERRY. EVERYTHING.

#elise #perry #elise x perry #text

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TEXTS || CASSLISE

CASS: YAAAS I'M COMING RIGHT OVER. might fly, might teleport. will probably fly, because I only managed to teleport from my bedroom to my kitchen hehehe. food.

ELISE: MY BAE, MY QUEEN, NEVER LETTING ME DOWN IN MY TIME OF NEED.

ELISE: Do you want teleportation help??? Bc I got you.

#cass #elise #elise x cass #text

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roscoe2x1:

Really? Thank you so much! That’s the first good review I’ve had, and though I’m sure you’re only being kind, it simply means the world to me. I’m sorry that you weren’t there, too. But actually I’m not, because while hearing loss wouldn’t keep you from your instruments, it would certainly make your musical pursuits a bit more difficult. Which, I wouldn’t wish upon anybody. Coffee, excellent! Tomorrow morning? I’ll schedule you in. I truly cannot wait to see you! It’s been far too long since I’ve sung with my favorite accompanist.

Oh. Um, of course. It's no trouble, really. Uh, it's okay. Hearing loss? Why would I have, um, hearing loss after seeing your show? Sure. Uh, tomorrow sounds great. Thank you.

#rachel #emmett #emmett x rachel #post

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nacho2x1:

Yes.

Do you want my help or not?

#sage #sage x frankie #frankie #post

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rocky1x1:

Baelise you’re wild!  Is this game why I haven’t seen you in a freakin’ light year?

I'm so wild, I might as well be a Thornberry. Yes, and I'm the worst, we know this. Can I see your face soon? I'm going into Nico withdrawals.

#elise #nico #elise x nico #post

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roscoe2x1:

Hi yes hello, Tanishka Grover at your service. I have played every game, and I have to say that’s a great one. A good one to model your life around? Well, that’s a little harder to say. But at least you have fun. That’s the important part. I got my license taken at 18 for treating the road like Mario Kart, so it’s not like I can lecture people for bad video game decisions.

Tanishka Grover. Wow, so formal. I feel like I should leave you a calling card, or something. Have you?! Because so far, nobody else has and I'm bummed about it. Did you unlock all of the endings? Because I'm currently trying to as I wait for the sequel. I LOVE MARIO KART. Then again, who doesn't love Mario Kart? Nobody I want to talk to, that's for sure.

#elise #tanishka #elise x tanishka #post

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ringo2x1:

I don’t, but tell me about it anyway! It sounds fun. Sometimes I wish I lived in another dimension. Do you think I can switch places with an alternate me?

It's really fun! It's not really an action-centric game. You play as ~angsty teenagers~ who have a decent amount of backstory. You're on a vacation to sit and drink on the beach of a mostly-deserted island. The way that you answer in-game questions affects the relationships you have with the people on the island, and like, your dead loved ones. It's trippy AF, you'd like it. I can like, have my people call your people?

#elise #benji #elise x benji #post

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roscoe2x1:

What about those who’ve been too busy in New York, but are now ready and willing to spend time with you?

Did living in New York finally give you the ability to hang?

#sebastian #rachel #sebastian x rachel #post

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rocky1x1:

Boring!  Are you gonna sit around and knit Christmas sweaters, too?  I see more of a rager in your future.    

Who said you're invited?

#sebastian #margaux #sebastian x margaux #post