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What are your thoughts on quokkas?

Suspicion 

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sandwiches are objectively the best food, bc they’re easy and have no rules. if i’m making a sandwich at home i can and will add avocado bacon sriracha mayo pepper jelly goats cheese pine nuts chutney and mayhaps a drizzle of balsamic vinegar. if i am left to my own devices in a kitchen truly only social repression & mental roadblocks stand in my way. take control of your own mind and sandwich 

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shout out to everyone playing the “am i sick or is my body being its usual bastard self?” waiting game

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yes i’m a reasonably intelligent person. yes i’m a dumbass and a fool. multiple things can be true

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Baby blanket for a friend

#crochet #babyboy #baby blanket #handmade with love

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A few quarantine projects

#bracelet #homemade #rainbow loom #loom bands #custom jewelry #just for fun

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“Look, I don’t want to fight you.”

“Good! You’re my dad now!”

Our fighter to this friendly ghoul in Curse of Strahd

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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

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i know time has lost its meaning and the days are naught but a cruel carousel but take! your! meds!

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Tiny pink dammed souls

#crochet #oddities #handmade #unusual #pink

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submitted by @fashionnerd8675309​

u sure may thank u so much 

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That's the strangest mimic I've ever seen!

sometimes ya just gotta look at super high res photos of cake

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