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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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#i'm not trying to be mean #but tumblr people are sooo boring

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#i love gay people so much (sobbing) oh god i need to eat #art

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

#i saw the date 2019 and went oh that's recent and then the post kept going #and i was like #oh. #like #what the fuckkkk #no like wtffffff #okk anyway!!! #lol

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I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

#IT'S TRUE!!! ALL I NEED IS A LIGHT JACKET #this is so wonderful

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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passing as a man is SO fucking weird. like yeah i like that I'm being called he/him by strangers. No I don't want to be the only person guys take seriously when im hanging out with my non-male friends. What the fuck.

#this is super interesting #it’s like. so relevant to my thoughts about transition and a big part of why i was ambivalent about it #i would love to get he/him and for people to not obviously notice that my name ‘doesn’t fit’ what i look like #but if the cost of that is women being wary around me. like idk #i get so much joy out of interactions w people idk very well and i hate that looking more like how i want to will make that impossible #and just. idk. when gender is understood as a binary defined by position to gendered (sexual) violence #then becoming less Victim Gender means becoming more Dangerous Gender #(trans women who don’t pass btw are understood as Danger Gender pretending to be Victims—that’s what terfs are talking about) #i feel like our response to this needs to be better tho #like i feel like we’ve got to insist on that binary being false #and by saying that trans men will duh obviously be understood as dangerous predators as they pass more….. i feel like that’s normalizing it #like it’s one thing to acknowledge it as a reality #but it’s another to act like that reality is at all okay #that’s literal terf logic #and i see it a lot! #like you GUYS. there aren’t actually two genders. you know this right? you know that there aren’t two genders? #sometimes when talking about trans people it feels like people on here forget #ugh. whatever. #trans stuff

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hambuerger

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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I love reading my older writing holy shit it's so good wtf???? Like when I just post a story I'm at the point where I've stared it for so long I start to hate it, but revisiting older works rn and I'm like whoa!!! A story catered exactly to my tastes!!!! Damn this writing is actually really good!!!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!

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