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ICONIC

#jesus wheres a tardis when you need one. can't believe i missed this era. devastating to me #2018 ptx save me. save me 2018 ptx #pentatonix

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your frankenpenis will never be a real dick.

it doesn't look like a dick, it doesn't smell like a dick, it doesn't taste like a dick, it doesn't move like a dick, it doesn't function like a dick. it doesn't feel like a dick.

it's not a dick. cope and seethe.

you say all of this like you have any idea how my dick looks, smells, tastes, moves, functions, or feels. unfortunately for you, we all know that you don’t know any of that because you’ve made it painfully clear that you’re miles below the bar i’ve set for who gets the privilege of seeing my dick. so really, all you’re doing is admitting that you fantasize about what you think my dick is like, and that says a lot more about you than is does about me or my dick.

i don’t know man, it just seems to me like the only one seething here is you. i mean, the obsession y’all have with my genitals is just fucking weird. i don’t know when everyone collectively decided that my dick is a matter of public concern, but insisting upon speculating about it and throwing tantrums about it just makes you look pathetic. it doesn’t change anything. i’m still a man, my dick is still attached to my body, and you’re still a sad excuse for a person who doesn’t have anything better to do than imagine what a random trans man’s dick might taste like.

#HELLO ?????? #sexual harassment tw #transphobia tw

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#lazytown

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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

#house md

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While we're at it: using language that downplays genocide is a form of genocide denial.

Joe Biden isn't doing a bad job, Joe Biden is providing material support for genocide.

Israel isn't handling the situation badly, Israel is committing genocide.

Employing euphemisms minimizes the reality of this genocide. It's disrespectful and dangerous.

If you are more uncomfortable with the word genocide than you are with the reality of genocide, then you are not prepared to be part of any serious discussion. Work on that on your own time.

#current events

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#Kirstin Maldonado #ben hausdo #kirstin wedding

[piranya]

whats your favorite bread

nothing quite like fresh baked italian bread. except those lil breadstick bitches u get at olive garden

#ask #anon

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do you have anything you collect? bonus points if its weird and unusual

i do like collecting rocks and sea glass and parts of sea (or otherwise) critters (like shells and coral and sand dollars and starfish and shark teeth and and feathers and bones and)

#anyway here's a few pics of some of those things #also ? vinyl records and cds.. books (especially stuff abt art and gender/sexuality..) #also got a big collage of my fave art/photos/stickers on my bedroom wall around a mirror shaped like an eye with taxidermy bird wings on it #:^) #u know how it is. big fan of items and objects #thanks for asking!!!! #ask #anon

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

#bearded vultures #secretary birds are also very cool #and hoatzin!!! they have claws on their wings when theyre babies!!! little raptors!!!! #also crows and ravens are just a classic bird of all time #birds

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I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

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i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

#minecraft

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#still can't vibe with scott and his shorts but wow. these are attractive people #Pentatonix #kirstin wedding

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Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[piranya]

mitchyyyy

Fun fact Mitch actually noticed this on Instagram and reposted it on his story and it literally was the greatest moment of my life when I found out 😭

#mitch grassi #others art

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#they WERE in love there #whats-her-face was george's beard #idk i erased her name from my brain. this aint about her #weird al #uhf

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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out