It's my party, and I'll overthrow God with Domino's pizza.
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I'm....back....
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Unbutters your beans. (Platonically)
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There's an alternate timeline where having no ass is the most attractive thing ever. I like to think it's the reverse of "dummy thicc", so I call it "smarty thinn". Beautiful.
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🎶Oooooooohhhhh. Oooooooohhhhh! OOOOHHHHHHHHH! For The Longest Time!🎶
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Elmo loves his goldfish. The souls of the damned, too!
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humans really fuckin love squares huh
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EVERY DAY!
"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"
Cool. Don't
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Bed, Bath, and Buckle Up.
bed bath and behind you
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Yeah, the skin peeps were like "hey, let's make this real and hard. Maybe we'll die, but whatevs!" Boom. Robots.
Im 99% certain “The Robot” dance move predates the existance of robots. Idk how, but I’m almost entirely certain.
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She do be vibing, though.
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Gets openly offended by them saying Pokemon isn't a real game.
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Fine, I guess you are my little Pogchamp. Come here.
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When you have to get up early and drive for hours just to get cussed out by family:
"LET ME GO HOOOOME"
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Jesus. ❤️🔥
You better watch out. 😎
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