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And by soon, I mean RIGHT NOW!!

#rhythm heaven #rhythm paradise #rhythm tengoku #friday night funkin #mario's madness v2 #mario's madness #Youtube

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Soon......

#rhythm heaven #rhythm paradise #rhythm tengoku #friday night funkin #mario's madness v2 #mario's madness #i hate you

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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Repost from my Twitter 🎉🎉

#mario's madness #turmoil #super bad mario #mario's madness v2

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I haven't been away for months without posting almost anything hahaha nooooooo-

#paper mario #waddle dee #commentator waddle dee #kirby series #kirby #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy

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"Killer"

#mae borowski #night in the woods #night in the wood mae

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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

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When you don't know who the girl next door living in the haunted mansion is

#ashley warioware #warioware #ashley

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Does this fandom even still exist

#bakery story #natasha sweet #ultimate obscure blorbo #obscure

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I just found out somebody posted this art to Reddit pretending it was theirs. No credit to me, no insinuating they didn't draw this. People fucking suck.

Why am I suddenly obsessed with these two

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Guess what game I can't stop thinking about ahahahahaha

#drawn to life #mayor rose #drawn to life the next chapter #im so normal about it i swear #ask me about it i promise i wont go feral

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I say

Chococat from Sanrio :D

a hee hee

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This is the start of a creepypasta I'm telling you

where did everyone go...

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ROUND ONE

Karate Joe

Palutena: So, Pit, how's it going? Pit: I mean, not good? This guy feels non-stop! Palutena: Well, it's Karate Joe! He comes from a long line of karate men. Viridi: I thought karate was about breaking boards. What does punching flower pots and the occasional cast-iron pot have to do with that? Palutena: Viridi, isn't it obvious? Pit: So, Lady Palutena, any advice? Palutena: When he uses his Crop Stomp move, don't reflect the onions he'll launch at you. Instead, shield so that they can fall on the ground. That way, you can eat them to regain health! Pit: Oh, floor onions! Neat! Viridi: I'd argue they were on the floor to begin with...

Sissel

Pit: That's weird. I'm getting this chill in the air, like there's a ghost nearby. Viridi: That's because you're fighting a ghost, Pit. That's Sissel, a phantom who possesses inanimate objects! Palutena: Once he has possession of those objects, he can manipulate them using something called a "Ghost Trick". Every ghost has different tricks, you know. Pit: I see... But he's not possessing them right now, right? Because he's summon random objects and he's not possessing them THEN. Palutena: The answer to that's a little complicated, Pit. Instead, you should watch out for the Phone Lines! Ghosts can travel through phone lines, you know, and if you think you'll be able to space him out, you'll be dead wrong.

#RHYTHM HEAVEN FANDOM PLEASE PULL THROUGH

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Hmmmmm yes yes I wonder what I'm thinking about

#rhythm heaven #rhythm paradise #rhythm tengoku #rockers #jj rocker

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For all you rh cosplayers out there <33

#rhythm heaven #shitpost #steal his look #rockers #jj rocker

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WATCH THIS PEAK RIGHT NOW

I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS

#trust me you won't regret it