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OUTER BANKS | S01E01: "Pilot"

#he’s always been down bad #i love that for him #jiara #obx

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a Victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

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HOME / MUSIC / FORGOTTEN Sunset Curve: A Hollywood Tragedy July 29, 1995

Last week the music industry lost an up and coming band that would have taken the world by storm and topped the charts. Sunset Curve was a local band out of Hollywood having sold out its showcase on Saturday. Unfortunately, the band never made it to the stage. Three of its members, Luke, Alex and Reggie tragically died when they ate bad street hot dogs. It was supposed to be their biggest night, opening live at the Orpheum Theatre on the Sunset Strip. They were only 17. There was a surviving band member, Bobby, but no one has been able to track him down and talk to him about his friends dying that fateful night. The band had a demo with four songs: Now or Never, Late Last Night, Lakeside Reflection and In Your Starlight. They were a young and talented group that would have left their mark on the music scene. Rest in peace, Sunset Curve.

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hi neil !! do you have any tips for when you know how the story ends but not how it starts?

Start anywhere and know that after you get to the end you can go back to the beginning and fix it, or start somewhere else entirely.

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Okay, last one 🤭

“you’re like perfection (some kind of holiday)”

you’re like perfection (some kind of holiday)

Bobby hates Hallmark Movies. Every year the extended Shaw-Wilson clan got together and he was outvoted by his seven female cousins and he had to watch them.

Which is why he's so mad that he currently seems to be in one. After being sent to this tiny town by his boss to scope out some dinky December music festival for 'undiscovered talent', his rental gets stuck in a snowbank and he's literally rescued by a handsome Christmas tree farmer slash dog walker slash handyman slash math tutor. Who is cute. And full of joy and Christmas spirit. And perfect.

And maybe Bobby doesn't discover the Magic of Christmas, but he does discover his perfect Hallmark Dreamboat is an amazing country singer. The question is, what's he going to do about it?

Fake Fic Ask Game

#hahaha this is delightful #grumpy bobby is my favourite #jatp

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🐝: Odd Eye

Odd Eye

After a few too many glasses of wine, Victoria may or may not have signed her brother-in-law up for Queer Eye. Which would be great! Ray deserves some pampering, pep talks, a closet renewal, and for someone to teach him to cook something else than Sad Spaghetti.

It's just a bit hard to hide the fact that he's harbouring three teen ghosts in his garage, though.

#i like it! i like it very much! #jatp

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You're really acting like you don't care?

#jiara #obx

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Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy

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best of ace 3/∞

#i love him #ace [redacted] #nancy drew

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the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

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Writing motivation? [whistles] Here, boy! Writing motivation, come here!

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Tryna cleanly peel off the price sticker from your new book

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

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👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 hello!

A fake fic title:

(My Favourite Colour Is You) Won’t You Help Me Feel Something Again

(My Favourite Colour Is You) Won’t You Help Me Feel Something Again

When you meet your soulmate, you see colours. Bobby's always wondered what was so amazing about 'colours', because you already had red and green and blue and yellow and purple. He wasn't too sure about orange, though. Besides, he tended to wear black, like most people. (Because it was cooler. Not because he was scared of the people with soulmates laughing at him for clashing or anything.)

It's not until that night at the Orpheum, when he was trying to flirt with the pretty waitress, and suddenly everything turned to gray.

Which was when he learned what a world without his soulmate looked like, what the world looked like for most people. And Bobby was left not only grieving his three best friends, but also the loss of the soulmate he never knew he had, because they'd all met as toddlers.

Twenty-five years later, Trevor Wilson doesn't wear all black. He's rich enough to afford a stylist who will make sure he doesn't clash.

Which was why it was so startling when he looked into the mirror one morning and noticed the bright red of his boxers.

#oh noooooo i can see the angst from here 🫣 #but dang that would be a good fic #🥺 #bobby shaw #jatp

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obsessed with characters who were written for one another. like, what do you mean the reason for my existence is to be by your side? what do you mean our divine purpose is to belong to one another, for better or worse?