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Just a dumb thing that popped into my head after I watched the new Fallout show. Seriously though, if you liked the show and haven't played this yet, you really should. Fantastically well-written, an all-star voice cast (including but not pictured: Liam O'Brien, Sam Riegel, and Laura Bailey of Critical Role fame and about a million other things), several DLC areas that each add a small game's worth of content themselves... I really could just gush about it for hours, guys, go play it

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fonv #come on down we've got meme #joke in poor taste (RIP Matthew Perry I didn't mean any offense I swear)

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My experience on the internet lately, (not) colorized, 2024.

#strong bad #king of town #sbemail 188 #i wish that were fiction

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hedgehog stew

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hedgehog stew

#still technically stewsday

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hedgehog stew

#You heard the cat #I don't make the rules

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Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

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The gods aren't dead, they're depressed af and self medicating. I met Zeus - he's sitting on his beanbag throne and vaping. Calls himself a "cloud chaser" and chuckles at his own joke. Poseidon is watching the episode of Dragon Ball Z Abridged where Aquaman suggests using whales over and over, and cry/laughing. Hades is popping Xanax like they're precious gemstones while he sits in a group therapy session called "You Can't Always Get What You Want - And That's Okay", being led by Dionysus.

Hestia is trying to sell yet another house to a worthy family and getting outbid by a corporation.

Ares is that one kid who got to eat ice cream and gummy bears for dinner and now has a tummy ache.

Aphrodite is streaming. She's playing the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and getting pissed at Dibella for "getting it wrong".

Apollo is manic (no you moron THIS is how you wear a mask get it RIGHT) and depressive (they won't even pay their creatives, they're a lost cause).

Athena is on the picket line with the teachers.

Hephaestus really got into video games. He inspired Todd Howard in the creation of The Elder Scrolls. He got Dibella wrong on purpose - he loves his wife and happily supports her interests, but she could still stand to be taken down a peg from time to time.

Hera invented the martini and she'd like to see YOU do better when all you have are olives, olives everywhere.

Artemis has a biker gang. She's doing ok.

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growing up being autistic but not knowing is just *hiding in room while people are over* *getting tired and needing to recharge after the smallest chores* *getting called a gifted kid* *knowing that you’re “weird” because people are making fun of you but not knowing how to stop being weird* *having adults tell you how “mature” you are* *getting in trouble for not doing work* *convincing yourself that you’re just lazy and stupid because you can’t make yourself do work* *getting really invested in “weird” media*

#oh i see #so i was always autistic then #this isn't just recent #eye-opening

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I had to look this up to see what you were talking about, and the second I laid eyes on the image, my brain immediately hissed "We could hang that from the ceiling right next to the computer and that's the new computer chair" and, frankly, how dare you put that thought into my head right before I go to bed

I want a sensory swing so bad. It would fix me I think.

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My self-esteem is in a quantum superposition.

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HR complaints for Mother! HR complaints for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

X

#it is time to pack my laptop and documents and leave #i cannot thrive in this household

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when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

#must be that time again

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I just have to make one teensy correction: Luke's line to his uncle in the movie is "If these new droids do work out, I want to transmit my application to the Academy this year."

That's the IMPERIAL Academy. Luke wasn't trying to join the rebellion just yet (though he probably would have jumped ship like Biggs, eventually) - he certainly knew of it ("you know of the rebellion against the empire?!") but before the movie happened, the Empire was also his best shot at getting away from Tattooine and going on adventures.

Which really only adds to the metaphor, with the kid in the backwoods who joins the Army to get out and see the world.

I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a  Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”

#autismspeaks #star wars #he probably would have ended up in Space Iowa manning a radar silo

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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

#<3 #my honey #please feel better #why does the most popular tag beginning with please say please breed me #tumblr take a cold shower ffs

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i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

#thou hast killed me #my corpse reblogged this

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Ditto.  Plus I’m into Neil Cicierega and YouTube Poop and stuff.  I really like the concept of distorting a song so much that it becomes a different song, or just becomes uncomfortable to listen to.  I live in the space this song rips open, out of thin air and shimmering impossibly, a tear in reality in front of your eyes.

Good stuff.

Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

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Mike Stoklasa doesn’t deserve to be used in your hateful bigotry.  Mike Stoklasa didn’t ask for this.  You go to Milwaukee and apologize to him right now.