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i out pizza'd the hut

#i need this too 😂 #pizza hut #fashion #want

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#i actually need this #as a allergy sufferer it hits too close to home 😂 #fashion #want

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#😂 #me and who? #fashion

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someone should write a book about a serial killer who faints at the sight of blood lol

#c #or maybe it's been done and I've been living under a rock ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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the thing about players like Matt Rempe is that there are so many people who would rather argue that there's a place for him and other guys like him in the league instead of agree that it will always be better and more interesting when gifted players are able to play. and they can argue that other guys are just as bad--but so what if they are? let's be worried about preventing all of it instead of making excuses for why your guy should also be able to take guys out.

I will always be more interested in guys like Quinn Hughes or Cale Makar or Jake Guentzel or Cole Caufield being able to play without having to worry some dude with a propensity for head hits is going to take them out.

Personally, I'd like Sid to have the 108 games he missed between 2011-2012. I'd like him to have the playoff series instead of the concussion he got from a Jacob Trouba hit to the head. I'd like Paul Kariya to have finished his career on his terms and without huge gaps where games should be. I'd like Paul Kariya to have gone to the Olympics in Japan instead of taking a cross-check to the face from Gary Suter. I'd like Hörny to have made that magical playoff run with the Cats instead of having to retire because of a bad Daniel Sprong hit. guys get accidentally taken out by friendly fire all the time. they shouldn't also have to worry about a hit ending their career.

it's not even about "clean" vs. "dirty." if you've played 96 minutes, your injury count should not be that high. who cares if it's legal if it's giving dudes TBIs? genuinely. because that's what concussions are.

some day, every single one of these guys will retire. long or short careers. by choice or by force. with bodies at various levels of health. the fans and the league should care a lot more about those guys than they do.

the only thing Mark Lazerus got wrong in that article was that Jacob Trouba and Tom Wilson had learned their lesson about dangerous hits. I'll believe that when it hasn't happened in the last four months.

here's one study on the quality of life of 76 Swedish hockey players who retired due to concussion. that's the shit we should be caring about.

#nhl #head injury

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do you ever think about the size of sidney’s hands and how large and thick they are because i do all the time 24/7 😫😫😫🫣🫣🫣

oh…you mean….these hands?

#i am frothing at the mouth #AT THE MOUTH #sidney crosby #pens

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arms!! hands!!

#*agony noises* #sidney crosby #pens

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#sidtanger owns my ass tbh #their smiles in the last one 😭 esp sid #pens

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we all got that one mutual that we’re lowkey studying

#i wonder who's studying me 🫣

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best arms in the nhl

#excuse me 🙂 #erik karlsson #pens

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DERAILMENT 脱轨 2023—2024, dir. Shen Yang

#derailment #to watch

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didn't really know kroger had books... so guess who left with one lmao

#c

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#i actually want this lol #fashion

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colin farrell in that clown makeup in dumbo was kinda hot 🥵

#c #dumbo 2019

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Me while going grocery shopping with my huge werewolf boyfriend.

#I'M FUCKING CRYING #not sfw #monster fucker

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when you know he only likes clowns so you spend all day getting your makeup on and he’s grinding his 8.5x7″ shit against your lime green overalls and youre about to drop that circus pussy down on him when he asks if he can be the top in the stephen king roleplay this time