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prrogeese · 4 years

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“If I hadn’t met you, I never would have realized what kind of person I am. I would have grown into an apathetic, clueless, obedient adult. However, after spending time with you…in tears, laughter, and anger…I know now that I have all these emotions inside me, too. And that makes me proud. I’m glad to have known you.”

#fuck yukine is such jamiecore #noragami

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prrogeese · 4 years

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One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

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prrogeese · 4 years

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Cat Cracking Clay by ttugttagnara

#cats #technically #but like :(#or maybe 3:

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prrogeese · 4 years

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Since I know none of yall have lost your energy for supporting black people right now, you should check out this blog with over 1000 black-owned online shops.

https://themadmommy.com/black-owned-etsy-shops/

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prrogeese · 4 years

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y’all i got obsessive, ingenious, familiar lmao

#intelligent ingenious devious #i sound like a fucking menace when you put it like that

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prrogeese · 4 years

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The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

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prrogeese · 4 years

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i knew that tony had confirmed that velma and marcie were a couple but why didn’t anyone tell me he confirmed velma specifically as a lesbian and posted a picture of her and marcie in front of a giant pride flag!!!!!!!!! (source)

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