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Working as a scare actor is so funny

Cause like, you got the people who are all like:

That’s a real person this maze sucks

Trying to scare you back

And then you actually do something and their like “oh shit my bad” cause you move like a whole possessed creature.

But then you also got like, people who are like “that motherfucker back there is not real” and then

Bam

I’m real bicth

#i am scared #scare actor #yippee #clown #i am a clown #puddles #haunted #i am going to scream

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I have to much apple stuck in my digestive track and so now every time I bend over I feel like I’m gonna yack and summon that demon dude from death more

#misc tag #death note

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Opus Popus animated

For all Primpo lovers. God, I love animating.

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*legs kicked up behind me while I twirl the phone cord between my figures giggling like a school girl*

So there’s this anti pope

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Ghost but each time someone comes a Papa they turn into a muppet

#the band ghost #papa terzo #papa secondo #papa primo #papa emeritus 4 #copia emeritus #the muppets #copia plushie

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Me

(via reddit)

#autism creature

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losing my mind over this

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I hate it when breathing is hard

#breathing #is hard

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I WAS SOBBING AT HIS WHOLE LAMENT

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THEY WERE SO HAPPY TO SEE EACH OTHER AND MADE UP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY!!

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Hate that time of year when I become to congested that I begin to revert back to a toddler.

Open mouth breathing feels like a sin and I am constantly committing it against my will because my nose feels like it had a four tunnel collapse and the rubble isn’t letting any form of light or air get in.

#i am going to scream #breathing

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Tell me why I was literally crying over this puppet history final?

Like, that fuzzy blue bastard has too much of an affect on me and I hate it.

#puppet history #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #the professor #i am going to scream #i’m crying #i hate him #scrungly

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Look, if I walk in on one of my best friends:

A) With a coworker after hours,

B) In front of a camera I don't know isn't on

C) Tied up with his tits prominently displayed and

D) A fuckin mchuge bottle of lotion at the ready

I'm getting the fuck out of there ASAP too. Good luck and godspeed on your extramarital affair, excuse me while I sail into the sunset on the S.S. Plausible Deniability.

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it actually makes me so soft that shane, despite not being into the ghost scene as much or even believing in them, is down to do whatever ryan asks him to do during ghost investigations because hey that’s his buddy.

on the other hand, ryan, despite being so annoyed at shane’s elaborate silly little stories (as we saw during the hot daga) , agrees to act out however shane asks him to during puppet history to add to the crazy lore because hey shane’s just being his creative goofy self and that’s his best friend of course he’d do what he’s asked to.

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the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

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Does free will exist?