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Fuck mappa for ruining the Gay Agenda

#yoi #ice adolescence #yuri on ice #how dare they cancel my babies #my loves #my beloveds #i miss them so much and the hope i had #just gone #poof #crumbled to ashes before my very eyes

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Our ways of coping with losing the movie are different but shoutout to whoever decided to just upload a bunch of yoi djs

You worked hard friend

#yoi #yuri on ice #ice adolescence #its for a site #anyways i check for newly updated manga and manwhas and like just before the announcement it was the usual variety #and then i checked now and i mostly see yoi djs on the first page #thank you friend for the crumbs #my heart? broken #my soul? crushed #my mind? full of yoi thanks #edit: ehhh it was like 20 djs my bad not the entire page

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I'm sorry his what

#chinese novel #After I Dumped The Villain #occasionally i do read novels that arent danmei and stumble upon things like this #this made me lose my shit omg #fucking imagine a line like this in a danmei #'his strong homosexual breath' #or well if you go the route of the shou not realizing the gong is you know 💅 then i guess it works too #anygays its an okay novel #the ml is uhhhhhh well i guess you can say pretty scummy #idk when the wife chasing crematorium is suppoaed to start because the ml is doing a horrendous job

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When the mc in a historical novel goes bitch were making ice

And then they make ice

#chinese novel #danmei #historical novel #its so funny #like yeah its hot af i guess #and the mc knows how to make ice???? suddenly???? #is making ice common knowledge because i can count the amount of mcs that know how to with both hands #........ #its not a lot and i wish to read more historical novels so it can be more

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When an author decides to show a snippet of what happened after the reborn mc died in their first life and it includes the ml just barely missing the chance to meet the mc and the ml just goes on living his life but vaguely feels as if something is missing

And in the end the ml won't ever know exactly what it was and how happy he could have been because their fate this time was never meant to cross

#chinese novel #danmei #I Am Reborn Raising Cubs In The Wasteland #spoilers #novel spoilers #bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh #currently crying sobbing and wailing #I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS NOVEL???? LIKE IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT #anyways back to the main point of this #ML JUST MISSED HIM #YEAH BY A COUPLE YEARS (I THINK????) BUT STILL #AND IT SO SAD BECAUSE THE ML WENT BACK TO THE MCS HOUSE TO RETURN THE ALBUM HE TOOK #(in which he kinda sorta most likely fell in love with the mc in pictures) #AND WHAT HE FINDS HAD ME IN FUCKING TEARS AND THE WAY THE ML FELT LIKE #AND THE FACT THE AUTHOR HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT IT IN THE EXTRAS AFTER THE MC AND ML WERE ALL HAPPY ENDING IN THE NEW TIMELINE #LIKE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HAPPY FLUFFY EXTRAS TOO #I HATE IT (i dont i really dont but its so bittersweet and has me in tears) #HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL THINGS #tho i would have loved an extra where mc and ml meet just before mc dies and it diverts to a new ending but they still fall in love #*sigh* so much emotional turmoil

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When the ml straight up proposes to the mc after a "special night"

Like damn that bussy got you good huh 👀

#danmei #chinese novel #lmao im hilarious arent i #anyways like even if ml then goes “oh youre just suitable thats all dont think too much” #you say that but you cant even think about anything other than that 🤭 #mc: it was a one night stand #ml already planning what to name their kids: this is just the start of our romantic love affair

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When you get possessed by demons and instead of doing the usual murder and chaos you just rob an inn's doors and raid a bookstore

#chinese novel #danmei #spoilers #novel spoilers #Transmigrated into a Heartthrob Novel and Went OOC #not to mention the chicken accomplice #i love the mc so much

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This chicken

#chinese novel #danmei #spoilers #novel spoilers #Transmigrated into a Heartthrob Novel and Went OOC #i cant breathe #chicken pulled a naruto #what is with mc's luck

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I FOUND IT ON WATTPAD FUCK YEAH

When you go to click the link for the next chapter but it just tells you the website was deleted

#moral of the story: just google it

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When you go to click the link for the next chapter but it just tells you the website was deleted

#chinese novel #danmei #Transmigrated into a Heartthrob Novel and Went OOC #WHYYYYYYYYY #IT HAD SUCH A GOOD BEGINNING #BUT 5.2 TO 21 ARE MISSING #WTF DO I DO NOW

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Male lead to the love interest: yeah my friend has me running errands around here

Male leads friend who absolutely didn't:

#chinese novel #danmei #and then mls friend uses it as blackmail material asjkswsk #your lies are catching up to you my friend #its so funny like the ml acts like hes just conviently there and then more often then not he books it after saying like a couple sentences

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When you finally get to read a novel you were looking forward to but you can tell it was just copy pasted mtl

And you feel like going on your knees and wailing baby please I can fix this as you try to read the first chapter

#chinese novel #danmei #pls im on my knees #the urge to fix it is so intense i feel like biting something #and i would comment or whatever but my anxiety has me muzzled #leaving me to mentally scream in anguish and despair #currently hunched in a corner with gloomy depressing clouds overhead while drawing circles on the ground #im no English major but i want so badly to help

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When youre close to finishing a novel but you suddenly got bored of it but you also dont want to stop reading it cause youre literally almost done reading it but its so boring now

#chinese novel #danmei #im not gonna say which one because this happens often #*sigh* #someone give me the strength to finish it

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Not the dog turning on the tv so he wouldn't hear the mc and ml in the bathroom 😭

#chinese novel #danmei #spoilers #novel spoilers #Pastoral Daily Life #dahei is the dog and xiaohei is a snake btw #dahei is best boy and deserves all the chicken legs #also ml (yan yue) just tossing the wittle snake aside just because he interrupted him and the mc askksjdld #also yes xiaohei is a dumb little snake who accidentally twists himself into knots occasionally

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20 chapters in and idk like I know the yandere tag is for the ml but hes not that bad

#chinese novel #danmei #novel spoilers #spoilers #Pastoral Daily Life #your generic reincarnation to farm #the only out of place tag was the yandere tag but idk the ml really isnt that bad in terms of yanderes #at most he sent mc's terrible father to a mine to work but the mine is actually a pretty decent place to work and he gets benefits #well 20 out of 175 chapters so who knows how the ml will get

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Me reading the horror tag on a novel: well it can't be that bad hehe

Me, 40 chapters later with graphic descriptions of corpses, ghosts, and a cannibal:

#chinese novel #danmei #The Heartthrob Protagonist Just Wants To Monopolize Me #spoilers #novel spoilers #you see the name #THE NAME DOESNT EVEN SOUND LIKE ITS FOR A HORROR/THRILLER NOVEL #and like its not so ya know *gestures in horror and thriller genre* but like it has those tags for a reason #i deadass underestimated those tags #bUT DUDE WHEN THE DUDE PULLED OUT MEAT AND WENT 'oh yeah its horse meat' I FUCKIN KNEW IT WASNT #AND IF THE ML HADNT PREPARED FOOD BEFORE MC WOULD HAVE PROBABLY EATEN AND THANK GOD GLHE DIDNT #mc is so cute and dense like hes trying his best but sometimes its like smokes coming out of his ears with how hard hes thinking #ji mingxia my bby i love youuuuuuu #but you deadass need yu ning like you wouldnt have made it this far *alive* without him #ah i cant wait to read more

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I'm dying of embarrassment

You're dying of embarrassment

We're all fucking dying of embarrassment

#chinese novel #danmei #The Cannon Fodder Just Wants To Be A Toolman #CFJTM #i cant breathe #i get that he just transmigrated but he deadass had to describe sex like that 😭 #he clarified it like this #i cant