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can we stop doing this. put your phone away youre watching a movie in public

#it’s wild how the pandemic fucked up so many people’s sense of public etiquette #like people looking at their phones during movies was always a problem but it’s gotten wildly worse since the lockdown

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

#posts that created a new connotation for a word

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#yes but in short bursts #I’m like one of those mobile games that have energy banks where I can do like 10 tasks and then you have to wait 6 hours for more energy

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stop naming your pets after anime characters i just had to ask this person "are killua's testicles enlarged?"

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#not the dog side eyeing the person like they’re the one out of place 😂

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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

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as an asexual person being insane about that man online is like drag to me

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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

#lmaooo mood #I generally have a pretty good sense of visualization #but every once and a while I just can’t control my brain imagery like when a video game clips lmao

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posts this and then walks away

#gravity falls

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

#LMAO

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#phone because I can type in more positions #Im gay and can’t sit still

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#HJFJCJDJD #this is one of my fav doujin artists hfjcndnd #their zosan dumbass bullshit interactions are off the charts #one piece

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pls reblog for sample size etc

#roughly equal I’d say #I have to really love a character to write them and that goes for ocs and fic #I can’t write a character I don’t love like my own child lol

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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im gods weakest faggot

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Day XXX of wondering how people are stupid enough to not realize One Piece is progressive?

Even ignoring all the queer characters and political plot lines the main cast includes Chopper: Mr. Free Health Care. Sanji: Mr. Feeds anyone who’s hungry for free. Robin: Mrs. Demonized her whole life just for daring to ask about the history the government doesn’t want her to know. And Luffy: Mr. Everyone should be free to follow their dreams, Mr. I’ll help anyone who asks for it, Mr. Joy Boy Warrior of Liberation himself

#the reading comprehension of conservative one piece fans is abysmal #one piece

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book: