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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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(stop acting like an idiot)

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

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Face grapes Brain camera lenses

please don’t call eyes “orbs”

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Ne re malakes pou en na riskarw tin zoi tis manas mou?!!? I love my mum too much to risk her precious life!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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This was beautiful

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

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I LOST IT THE MOMENT IT STARTED PLAYING!! ......I have decided to make this my anthem . Whoever is the poor soul that will date me will hear this fucking beautiful peace of my childhood at our wedding....

here, have some childhood nostalgia

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So i went to Portugal last week and this Portuguese guy comes up to me and said “Hey,wanna have some of my pissa?~ (not sure if I spelled it right)” Now in Greek pissa is slang for gum so I said “What flavour?” He stared at me and said “Umm…..Me?” “They make salt flavoured gum?!!” Was my reaction The next day my friend was kind enough to inform me that pissa in Portuguese, means dick…..

#greek #portugal #portuguese language #greek language #translation problems #funny #salty #sassy #too innocent #gum #i'm an idiot #dick=gum...

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#bringbackwallywest2017

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I want some!!!

Girl, Christmas is coming! Arkepses ta xristougeniatika li3ia?!?

Have you began eating Christmas sweets?

…………nope

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You must be new here...

Harry Pottery and the glorious puberty

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Ok,so my younger brother goes to middle school aka . γυμνάσιο and has told me that this morning they announced that whoever flips a bottle in the school will get a TWO day suspension .....they fucking banned it from school guys..... The kids ain't even mad.... they all cheered actually...kids are weird...

#bottle flip challenge #it got banned! #middle school #banned challenge #funny

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things that need to be cheaper

tattoos

travelling 

lingerie

a hitman willing to take out trump

concert tickets

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Reality

When a cute boy looks at me.

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Bruh why u trace that china tho

I'm going to redo all of the countries anyway

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When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

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Reblog if you are in the Miraculous Ladybug fandom and over the age of 13

I want to see how many of us are older than the expected age group

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If people never see the art nobody will know that it exists. But if would just take a second to go into a tag, search for “Most Recent” and REBLOG what you find there with a nice comment, you will make the artist’s day, you will make them feel PROUD of what they created and help them want to make MORE terrific art.

If any of you out there want to send me a link to your art, you wouldn’t be a bother and I’d love to see what you are all creating out there!