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I snorted reading this. https://new.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/comments/1ccrtgo/this_sub_keeps_popping_up_in_my_feed_and_i/

You never become a billionaire in an ethical way! Remember that!!

#her eco terrorism should be enough to turn people away but sadly we’re forced to listen to the dumbest argument of all time: “what should #she do? ride the regular plane with all the plebeians?? gross! she’s too rich and famous for that!!” #ask #t swift

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Taylor's new album is mid af but so were those lyrics you posted

There are plenty of songs that are a lot better written the TTPD but people try and use the weirdest examples to prove it

It’s a bad album like most of her albums. She’s not the great lyricist yall desperately wish she was and have been spending years trying to convince us that she is. She is not a performer™️ by any stretch of the means but yall wanna include her in conversations with people like MICHEAL JACKSON AND BEYONCÉ . She can’t dance and she cannot sing and we seem to all just let that slide and for why?? Because of her allegedly amazing lyricism?? I can find a teenage girl doodling a single eye on her paper in class right now who’s diary has more heartbreaking, well written lyrics than the last five TS albums

She’s a greedy billionaire who splits her time between killing the fucking ozone, making 50 vinyl variants per mid album to drain yall of money, terrorizing up and coming young female singers, and cutting the biggest fucking payola checks you’ve ever seen in your life like why has this bitch infiltrated Roku city and slapped an ad on an animated bus??? Her fans are some of the most tone deaf and racist people I have ever encountered. They terrorize everyone and she knows they do but she doesn’t care to call them off bc she likes knowing that at the drop of a hat she can send them after anyone who she feels has slighted her. And yall do it all the time because you’re delusional and her fandom rivals a fucking cult!!!

So why don’t you karma-is-a-cat-that-sits-on-my-lap your way out of my inbox and go stream whatever Taylor swift x Jack antonoff song that you love so much that refuses to start with anything besides a singular kick drum beat?? You have a lot of options!!

#you don’t gotta fuck with trophy eyes cuz they’re just for me and mines n e ways #they’re real artists and not capitalists so they’re probably not for everyone #ask #t swift

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A new low for swifties. https://new.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1cbwvf3/victim_complex/

Neither shocked nor surprised

#ask #t swift #had to come back and add this tag but I went to check and see if this ask posted and tell me why there’s a fucking Spotify ad for that wack #ass tortured losers album in the middle of my posts on my profile??? #PAYOLA!!!! #also not to be anti feminist by comparing men and women but the songwriting on Trophy Eyes ‘Suicide and Sunshine’ blows everything that lady #has ever written out of the water like….. #“I fell in love with the city in the winter / when everybody leaves in search of warmer weather / I left my love just so we could be #together / and I visit the monuments in an effort to console her” SHUT UPLLPPPP!!!! and that’s just part of the first song off the album!!! #there’s a reason it was my most streamed album of 2023 for real and the way I stay going back to it it’s about to my most streamed for 2024

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if anyone ever needs to know the definition of white mediocrity, all you have to do is show them t swift

If anyone ever wants to know what payola is all you have to do is show them the album roll out for the tortured loser department

#ask #t swift

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“I’m listening for the first time and came to this sub (Reddit) looking for this discussion. I don’t hate it, I’ll probably listen to it again but it’s very flat and unexciting and I think she’s relying on her snarky lyrics too much. It comes off narcissistic and not self-aware at times rather than satirical.

All these songs sound the same rather than sounding like just the same style, which I appreciated in other albums of hers. I’m disappointed.”

#bad day when I’m aligned with daily mail #ask #t swift

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“I hear it's a double album, so I would have expected it to be at least two dimensional”

“‘Fortnight’ chokes on the vomit of its own opaqueness. ‘I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary,’ Swift muses, and it sounds like satire.

This is your songwriter of the century? Open the schools.”

#laughing maniacally like Bette Porter once more #tee hee 🤭🤭🤭 #ask #t swift

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Word on the street is the album is ass

#I am cackling maniacally like Bette Porter 🫣🤭🤭🤭

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Patiently waiting for Shueido Camera to post pictures of the custom paint job they did on my Pentax 67 cuz it’s really sexxxiii and I want to share with you all on tumblr.com

#pentax 67 #shueido camera #I have the camera in my possession and also the product images they took but I want y’all to experience on their ig page like everyone else

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https://x.com/anditwasdivine/status/1779292336930840766?s=46&t=qQfDN6w57AhyTovxMAeXzQ

The qrts are saying Jennifer Morrison and I wanna know the tea pleathe 🤭🙏🏼

#someone explain #jennifer morrison #swan queen #swanqween #ouat #emma swan #regina mills

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Any thots on AI generated Clexa alpha/omega? So far I haven’t seen anything yet.

Like fics or artwork?

#the best abo comes from the heart AND the loins 😌 #no computer could cook up what my puthy does #ask #clexa abo

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Jojo wut lol https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5Y_yEYvTe3/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

There’s a screenshot from TikTok going around of someone asking if she was cosplaying as “alexa from the 1oo” 😭😭😭😭

#ask #jojo siwa

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Bruh 🫡

Like don’t piss me off rn twitter.com!!!

#me voting for clexa thinking everyone’s got their thinking caps on 👁️👄👁️ wat #I h8 cartoons or to be more specific adults that like create and take over the fandom for a children’s show #it feels like loser behavior toooooo meeeee! 🫶🏻 #ask

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This shit is about to piss me off!!! Vote for clexa cuz I refuse to have the most iconic and influential wlw ship lose to some lines and colors goddammit 😤😤😤😤😤

https://x.com/dykejedis/status/1777151865349632269?s=46&t=qQfDN6w57AhyTovxMAeXzQ

#I h8 cartoons – a personal grief #there’s no question that this pointless poll with no real world consequences should come down to clexa & xena and then clexa should win for #starting a whole movement kicking off the billboard trend and creating a whole convention but I digress #clexa #commander lexa #clarke griffin #clarke x lexa

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Hey what if I showed up at your house and killed you?

#I will not be in community with losers

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Did Dozer get a Easter 🧺

When I made him dinner I put the end pieces of a loaf of bread in his bowl and that’s sort of the same thing as an Easter basket to a dog

#ask #dozer

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I hope you guys are doing well.

Was eating apple sauce and perceived myself too much and almost forgot how to swallow

#so there’s that #ask

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oi behave 🤣 i've put it on my calendar for next year 👍

🤩🤩😍😍🥰🥰

#ask #dozer