Before I am Queen of bath house, now treated like uninvited tatar. Popularity sinks like yacht. I am telling you, nobody swipe right on Vladdy.
Не имей сто рублей, а имей сто друзей
Don’t have 100 rubles, have 100 friends.
Nyet friends and 100 rubles nyet buy blini!
Worst of it, world send their money to Ukraine.
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We are Bogart and little french of man, friendship of beauty da.
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Da is sadness, too beautiful for world, he now orthodox heaven cooking for Stalin. до свидания beautiful snowflake.
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Hilary of Clinton da, She is matriarch powerful US of A family she say:
"If I want to knock a story off the front page I just change my hairstyle."
I am thinkink this prudent but I am in nyet havink many of hairstyle choice. I want change news I buy news. I want change news I bring Olympics. Nyet like Olympics? I start build anew glorious USSR, is nyet problem. I am havink as many hairstyles as shape-shifting gypsy.
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There are problems of 2:
1. Is nyet big.
2. Is nyet fist.
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I am in needing a private time. Nyet calls.
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Is nyet bears I ride, is how you say, license of artist.
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After I get beating like Pollock for wearing dress of woman.
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Yanukovych is floating on Caspian Sea of semen, he very expensive but I get my rubbles worth. He is little bear cub, suckling on Russia пенис.
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Medvedev: Vladdy, we no hide, we make love in Red Square of middle!
Me: Orthodox Church is 70% Russia, we shall poll like Cossacks.
Medvedev: Nyet care polls, elections is phony.
He has head in clouds, he has head touching orbit of Sputnik. He is dreamer, dreamer with ass like castle of bouncing. After quarrel of lovers we make up. Nyet relationship perfect.
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Da, Da, Nyet, Da, Da, Nyet, Da.
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He is man of appetite, he wants deeper, I am of obliging. As said: Большо́му кораблю́ -- большо́е пла́вание (A great ship needs deep waters.)
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We have just finished the screwing and have giggles. Two men of divorce with stink of man sex, is good da? Berlusconi he hide with bunga bunga, I nyet want hide with woman. I hide in policy.
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Yes I am having game. My milkshake brings all men to my dacha, they say "Wow, you are making good with mouth." Is correct, I am making good with mouth. I could teach you, but cost is prohibitive. I am making joke.
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Ah my friend Arkady Rotenberg, he have no reflex with gag. In bathhouse people would ask questions, "why is robe so loose?" Judo you wear robe with men, you roll on ground in sweat embrace no one asks questions. Is no problem, judo is highest of erotic.
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Da, I like pretend. You make like I am walker of Nevsky Prospect, you put kopek in my pocket I drop to knees. Is nyet problem. This gender, is how you say, artifice. Da, politics is all artifice.
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Is marriage of phony, she was how you say, my lady of beard. But even with beard mask, or dressed as cosmonaut my пенис floppy like carp of Volga.
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